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Or if you have seen him before, who here is inviting friends over to watch Tye Fields for the first time? Here are a couple of pointers for the Tye *******:
1). Use protection.
Watch while wearing a football helmet or behind a steal cage. Even though it feels safe watching Big Tye on the big screen at home or at the bar, never ever ever underestimate the power of a Tye punch. Last time I watched with my girlfriend I neglected to mention this to her and sure enough as soon as Tye landed a big Left Hook my girlfriend got KTFO. This brings me to the next point:
2). Don't let your girlfriend watch Tye Fields.
As if getting KO'd by Tye wasn't bad enough for me, when she awoke 11 hours later she was madly in love with Tye. And who can blame her? The beautiful blond hair, body of a Greek god, swagger of a 70's pimp wearing platform alligator boots. If you love her, don't let her see Tye. And finally:
3. Sacrifice a small animal for Lord Tye
I suggest a rooster or a turtle. Tye's two favorite foods next to Filipino's.
1). Use protection.
Watch while wearing a football helmet or behind a steal cage. Even though it feels safe watching Big Tye on the big screen at home or at the bar, never ever ever underestimate the power of a Tye punch. Last time I watched with my girlfriend I neglected to mention this to her and sure enough as soon as Tye landed a big Left Hook my girlfriend got KTFO. This brings me to the next point:
2). Don't let your girlfriend watch Tye Fields.
As if getting KO'd by Tye wasn't bad enough for me, when she awoke 11 hours later she was madly in love with Tye. And who can blame her? The beautiful blond hair, body of a Greek god, swagger of a 70's pimp wearing platform alligator boots. If you love her, don't let her see Tye. And finally:
3. Sacrifice a small animal for Lord Tye
I suggest a rooster or a turtle. Tye's two favorite foods next to Filipino's.
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