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lolll, good one. That reminds of "Anchorman" when jack black kicks will ferrell's dog off the bridge.A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in in London during the early days of post-WWII, only to discover he was unable to find a place to sit. As he walked the length of the train, he noticed a small white dog curled up on one of the seats. A large, well dressed woman sat in the seat next to the dog. The man hovered near the seat, hoping the woman would take the hint, but she pointedly ignored him.
"Excuse me, Ma'am," the soldier finally spoke, "Is this your dog? Would you mind holding it on your lap so that I may sit down?"
The woman raised her icy gaze to the young man and said in a haughty British accent, "oh! You Americans. You are so rude.
Fluffy is in that seat, and i see no reason why she should give up her comfort for you."
The exhausted soldier nodded, picked up the small dog ... leaned over ... opened the window of the moving train and tossed the dog out. The woman gaped and spluttered in horrified indignation, and the man sitting across from her lowered his newspaper.
"You Americans", he said, "You drive on the wrong side of the road ... you eat with the wrong fork ... and you just threw the wrong ***** out the window."
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Las Vegas and New York.I have to agree. The portions and fat/carb/sodium ratio is ****ing ridiculous.
I workout during vacation (not as much though) just to try to not get out of hand. It's mostly to not gain weight since I obviously eat more **** during vacations/holidays.
Where did you go?
I

myself with the all you can eat buffetts in Vegas, they are unreal. Plus with all the quality restaurantes there that doesn't help.
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The buffets are out of this world. Last time i went, there was this hot dog stand outside my hotel that sold these enormous, monster hot dogs for $1. It's hard to resist.Comment
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There was some right greedy ****s in Vegas though, people who were taking it way too far. People just used to make a beeline (straight passed the fruit) to the bacon and literally start piling on the bacon. This wasn't just Yanks though, people of all nationalities.
Another thing, i had never stayed in a hotel outside of Europe before, and was ****ing gobsmacked (in a good way) to see my hotel (the Luxor) had a Pizza Hut, Mcdonald's, Krispy Kreme's and some other American fast food joints who's name's elude me.
Incredible sight though.Comment
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lol, That's a standard feature at most of our hotels. Gotta love itThere was some right greedy ****s in Vegas though, people who were taking it way too far. People just used to make a beeline (straight passed the fruit) to the bacon and literally start piling on the bacon. This wasn't just Yanks though, people of all nationalities.
Another thing, i had never stayed in a hotel outside of Europe before, and was ****ing gobsmacked (in a good way) to see my hotel (the Luxor) had a Pizza Hut, Mcdonald's, Krispy Kreme's and some other American fast food joints who's name's elude me.
Incredible sight though.Comment
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I'd love to meet the guy who first put a fast food restaurant in a hotel and understand his thought process!
I just cant comprehend a guy thinking " Hey i own one of the most famous hotels in the world, people come from around the world to stay here, we can offer luxury beyond imagination but somethings missing......I know what it is!! McDonalds!!!!!"Comment
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