Why do you feel the CONSTANT need to..

[Patty Tanager]

I went on holiday to America for 7 days and returned 20 pounds heavy, true story.

[BETTY SWOLLOCKS]

****!

lol, dammit, i coudlve sworn I said Brit. I've no idea why i said Euro.

YOU WIN

I dont mean half that **** anyway. I love American girls!

It was just too good an opportunity to miss.

[hunter010]

I dont mean half that **** anyway. I love American girls!

It was just too good an opportunity to miss.

you owned him well , good stuff

[rizkybizness]

I dont mean half that **** anyway. I love American girls!

It was just too good an opportunity to miss.

lol, i know. You counter-counter owned me.

[rizkybizness]

I went on holiday to America for 7 days and returned 20 pounds heavy, true story.

You're probably fat anyway. True Story.

America didn't force feed you our delicious fast food. True Story.

America didn't ban you from our gyms our jogging trails. Another True Story.

I'm surprised your hotel didnt have a fitness center that you could've accessed. yet another true story.

[rizkybizness]

you owned him well , good stuff

I'll catch one of you slippin one of these days. I know it.

Then it'll be ownage time

[makaveli_uk]

So am I BUT for every fine euro chick there's like 3 americanas.

( i was also obsessed with Elizabeth Hurley for awhile )

The ratio is in our favor.

Look you ****** Yankee bastard. Look how many people live in america to england.. Youll proberbly find in americ theres more gays, people of certain religions, fat bastards (Especially) geeks .. EVERY ****er because theres so much more pop in us.

NOOBY YANKY FAT COONT.

[rizkybizness]

Look you ****** Yankee bastard. Look how many people live in america to england.. Youll proberbly find in americ theres more gays, people of certain religions, fat bastards (Especially) geeks .. EVERY ****er because theres so much more pop in us.

NOOBY YANKY FAT COONT.

Go **** a goat you wankster.

[Patty Tanager]

You're probably fat anyway. True Story.

America didn't force feed you our delicious fast food. True Story.

America didn't ban you from our gyms our jogging trails. Another True Story.

I'm surprised your hotel didnt have a fitness center that you could've accessed. yet another true story.

Nah i'm not fat mate.

Its just the ridiculous portion sizes and foods stacked high with unnecessary calories.

Who the **** goes to the gym on a weeks holiday abroad?.

I am not lying when i saw the small coke from American Mcdonald's is the large one in the UK. They banned Supersize in the UK, they should do the same in America.

Plus the fact that they fry the **** out of everything.

[Left Hook Tua]

A battle weary American soldier boarded a crowded train in in London during the early days of post-WWII, only to discover he was unable to find a place to sit. As he walked the length of the train, he noticed a small white dog curled up on one of the seats. A large, well dressed woman sat in the seat next to the dog. The man hovered near the seat, hoping the woman would take the hint, but she pointedly ignored him.

"Excuse me, Ma'am," the soldier finally spoke, "Is this your dog? Would you mind holding it on your lap so that I may sit down?"

The woman raised her icy gaze to the young man and said in a haughty British accent, "oh! You Americans. You are so rude.
Fluffy is in that seat, and i see no reason why she should give up her comfort for you."

The exhausted soldier nodded, picked up the small dog ... leaned over ... opened the window of the moving train and tossed the dog out. The woman gaped and spluttered in horrified indignation, and the man sitting across from her lowered his newspaper.

"You Americans", he said, "You drive on the wrong side of the road ... you eat with the wrong fork ... and you just threw the wrong ***** out the window."