whoop his ass, knock this mow-****a out. unkle roga
What is your favorite boxing quote?
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Muhammed ali before the rumble in the jungle, this one its freaking great it was almost like rapping hahaha
Last night I had a dream, When I got to Africa,
I had one hell of a rumble.
I had to beat Tarzan’s behind first,
For claiming to be King of the Jungle.
For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tustled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And put thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
I have murdered a rock,
I’ve injured a stone, and hospitalized a brick.
I’m so bad, I make medicine sick.
I’m so fast, man,
I can run through a hurricane and don't get wet.
When George Foreman meets me,
He’ll pay his debt.
I can drown the drink of water, and kill a dead tree.
Wait till you see Muhammad AliComment
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of course most tyson quotes are just hillarious hahahaha
"are you talking out of turn, because i usually dont talk to women unless i fornicate with them, so you shouldnt talk anymore.. unless ... you know "
So what are you gonna do now mike ?
"I dont know men i may just fade into bolivian."
I am a semi good husband hahahahaha,
I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all hahahaha so many more
oh and this one i liked but i am not sure where it came from i heard it from somebody else,
"I pray they dont get hurt but i still beat em down anyway"Comment
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Dude, where can I get some of that BALCO you copped?of course most tyson quotes are just hillarious hahahaha
"are you talking out of turn, because i usually dont talk to women unless i fornicate with them, so you shouldnt talk anymore.. unless ... you know "
So what are you gonna do now mike ?
"I dont know men i may just fade into bolivian."
I am a semi good husband hahahahaha,
I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all hahahaha so many more
oh and this one i liked but i am not sure where it came from i heard it from somebody else,
"I pray they dont get hurt but i still beat em down anyway"
LOL, jkComment
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I saw this on a member's sig. never heard it before but its a good one.
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." - Mike TysonComment
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