You think that's bad? There is such a thing as a fate worse than death.
There was once a promising young scientist called Stephen Hawking back in the 60s. One day a boxer friend of his suggested he try boxing. All he took was one partially blocked jab. The trainer rung the bell but by then it was too late.
You should see how he is now. He sits in a robot chair, endlessly prattling on in a Dalek voice about planets and black holes, using long, made-up words that no one understands. They even let him bring a book out just to humour him, the poor sod.
There was once a promising young scientist called Stephen Hawking back in the 60s. One day a boxer friend of his suggested he try boxing. All he took was one partially blocked jab. The trainer rung the bell but by then it was too late.
You should see how he is now. He sits in a robot chair, endlessly prattling on in a Dalek voice about planets and black holes, using long, made-up words that no one understands. They even let him bring a book out just to humour him, the poor sod.

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