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  • KnockoutTheFat
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    #41
    Originally posted by natas206
    do you think that's safe? like, wouldn't the image burn into your flesh?
    Well, anything that Tye Fields touches is set on fire, so that might be a bad idea.

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    • Gareth Ivanovic
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      #42
      Originally posted by KnockoutTheFat
      Well, anything that Tye Fields touches is set on fire, so that might be a bad idea.
      Im sure if we prayed enough to Tye he would allow it, but only the true believer's of Tye Fieldism would be allowed to wear it. Plus just to be careful we would have to spray a whole bottle of anti-Tye Field's spray just to be on the safe side.

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        #43
        Originally posted by IncuFan
        Im sure if we prayed enough to Tye he would allow it, but only the true believer's of Tye Fieldism would be allowed to wear it. Plus just to be careful we would have to spray a whole bottle of anti-Tye Field's spray just to be on the safe side.
        You and me are lucky enough to even possess a can of anti-Tye Fields spray. That stuff is incredibly rare to come by.

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        • Gareth Ivanovic
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          #44
          Originally posted by KnockoutTheFat
          You and me are lucky enough to even possess a can of anti-Tye Fields spray. That stuff is incredibly rare to come by.
          No doubt. I think it's because me and you are such hardcore believer's we are able to find it. It's like the spirit of Tye Field's guides it to us.

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          • Phantasm
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            #45
            Tye Fields once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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            • Phantasm
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              #46
              When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Tye Fields for help.

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              • WetSexyLlamaPR
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                #47
                A Tye Fields-delivered Left Hook to the face is the preferred method of execution in 26 states.

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                • Phantasm
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                  #48
                  Originally posted by WetSexyLlamaPR
                  A Tye Fields-delivered Left Hook to the face is the preferred method of execution in 26 states.
                  There are no such things as tornados. Tye Fields just hates trailer parks.

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                  • WetSexyLlamaPR
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                    #49
                    Originally posted by KnockoutTheFat
                    Yeah, I think he's in China. In fact he single-handedly stopped the Tibetans from protesting the Olympics.
                    Tye Fields is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Boxing tournament exhibition in Beijing and all women within 1,500 miles became pregnant instantly.

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                    • Phantasm
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                      #50
                      Originally posted by WetSexyLlamaPR
                      Tye Fields is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Boxing tournament exhibition in Beijing and all women within 1,500 miles became pregnant instantly.
                      Tye Fields' ***** can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter. And Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Tye Fields' first visit to Tokyo.

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