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  • Jambo boy
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    #11
    When Tye Fields was born he didn't cry.
    He just turned round and knocked his own mother out cold.

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    • Phantasm
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      #12
      Who let the dogs out? Tye Fields let the dogs out... and then right hooked them through an Oldsmobile.

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      • KnockoutTheFat
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        #13
        Here is the reason why Tye Fields can't be in video games...
        Originally posted by KnockoutTheFat
        I don't think technology will ever be advanced enough for Tye ****ing Fields to be in a game. However, EA did a beta testing that included Tye in one of the fights and he slowed the game down in such massive amounts that the system exploded on the spot. So clearly we are not ready for Tye Fields to be in a video game. It's just too soon.

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        • Jambo boy
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          #14
          Originally posted by KnockoutTheFat
          Here is the reason why Tye Fields can't be in video games...
          Does anyone know if Tye Fields was in china yesterday?

          Or Burma last week???

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          • KnockoutTheFat
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            #15
            Originally posted by Jamboboy
            Does anyone know if Tye Fields was in china yesterday?

            Or Burma last week???
            Yeah, I think he's in China. In fact he single-handedly stopped the Tibetans from protesting the Olympics.

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            • Phantasm
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              #16
              When Tye Fields goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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              • Jambo boy
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                #17
                Originally posted by KnockoutTheFat
                Yeah, I think he's in China. In fact he single-handedly stopped the Tibetans from protesting the Olympics.
                Tye could enter every olyimpic event for every country and win gold in them all... before lunch

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                • Gareth Ivanovic
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                  #18
                  Man soulja doesn't know about Tye Fieldim yet. I once was in his shoes, but after seeing Tye fight and a sermon from natas I was a true believer after not believing in anything. I thank Tye Fields for coming into my life and making it that much more satisfying for me. As all my Tye Fieldism brother's will tell you it's made their lives much better.

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                  • ИATAS
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                    #19
                    Look man, I don't need to sit here and tell you what the hype is all about. I don't need to man, the world will see on June 28th what Tye Fields is about.

                    I will say one thing though, which was the first time I saw Tye Fields. It was a night I'll never forget. I was asleep. In my bed. Warm and cozy. Protected and curled up in the fetal position. I entered into a dream, where women and children were being ****d and entire cities were being pillaged and destroyed. Men were crying like bitches while blood poured from their veins. This was the apocalypse my friend and it wasn't pretty. Then I saw the face, the face behind the mass carnage. A face so terrifying and yet so beautiful you didn't know whether to bow down and worship this Godly figure or go run and hide. I chose to bow. And then I heard a voice deeper than James Earl Jones and it said, "I have chosen you natas. You will be one of my Disciples. Spread the word of Tye and spread it thoroughly. Bring the world to me." And then I awoke. And to this day I have faithfully spread the Gospel of Tye to all those that will listen.

                    June 28th is the 2nd coming of Tye and all those that pay for HBO will see it LIVE and become true believers. I suggest you do the same.

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                    • Gareth Ivanovic
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by natas206
                      Look man, I don't need to sit here and tell you what the hype is all about. I don't need to man, the world will see on June 28th what Tye Fields is about.

                      I will say one thing though, which was the first time I saw Tye Fields. It was a night I'll never forget. I was asleep. In my bed. Warm and cozy. Protected and curled up in the fetal position. I entered into a dream, where women and children were being ****d and entire cities were being pillaged and destroyed. Men were crying like bitches while blood poured from their veins. This was the apocalypse my friend and it wasn't pretty. Then I saw the face, the face behind the mass carnage. A face so terrifying and yet so beautiful you didn't know whether to bow down and worship this Godly figure or go run and hide. I chose to bow. And then I heard a voice deeper than James Earl Jones and it said, "I have chosen you natas. You will be one of my Disciples. Spread the word of Tye and spread it thoroughly. Bring the world to me." And then I awoke. And to this day I have faithfully spread the Gospel of Tye to all those that will listen.

                      June 28th is the 2nd coming of Tye and all those that pay for HBO will see it LIVE and become true believers. I suggest you do the same.
                      No doubt my brother. Keep spreading the Gospel of Tye.

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