aARE AMERICANS NOT ASHAMED OF SOME OF THE CHILDREN ON HERE!!

[Sweet Pea 50]

yeah knock four times then call like a mating bull followed by a rendition of rock robin by the jackson 5

[1g5a22]

exactly.......

[1g5a22]

Chaplin was English? ****... Well score one for England I guess. That MF was funny as hell.

like your posts,,,,,,,,,,,

[Talon]

AMERICA = OWNED

i live here tho.its aight

[Don Johnson]

i thought ESB was bad, but there is some classless tools on here man,its like conversing with hurt children now im not tarring every american with the same brush as i know some brits are idiots to but god were outnumbered

whats with all the nation bashing, we could all say things about your nation like

-the obesity issue
-the gap between richer and poorer is wider than ever
-new orleans!!
-your economy stinks
-you elect the intellectual equivalent of a nat as leader
-your exports are the epitomy of nafness i.e **** movies and mcdonalds
-you cant win any wars(vietnam and iraq)
-you are quite clearly in the dark ages of art(hiphop)hahaha does no one see the irony in corporate america telling teens how to rebel
-you are an empire already in decline,,u convince yourselves u save the world with your naff movies but in truth you cant stop a few crackpots on passenger planes
-kids shooting up high schools
etc etc

but i wont cos i know better,, OOOPPSS!!


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and in case u forgot did we not found your nation,write your national anthem ,give u this sport and the internet u use to bash everyone else?????

i know this thread is a little off topic,but it seems u guys love the sound of your own voices so why not have some back!!!

SALAD DODGERS

5 things u wont hear an american say

1.checkmate
2.yes sir we admit to the friendly fire incidents
3.oh jim i couldnt shes my half sister
4.wrestlings fake
5.il take shakespeare for 1000 please alex


truth hurts doesnt it, booo bannn etc etc

A SENSE OF HUMOUR IS NOT ONE OF YOUR STRONG POINTS EITHER,

i apologise ,its all tongue in cheek

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ONLY IN AMERICA will a fat person order a double big mac, extra large fries, and a DIET soda

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity


Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat


Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything


California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.


Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet.


Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water


Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids


Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism


Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)


Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names


Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign


Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)


Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against The Canadians


Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,& Very Little Else


Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest


Nevada: Whores and Poker -- WOO-EEE!!!


New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone


New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!


New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets


New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right to An Attorney...


North Carolina: Tobacco IS A Vegetable


North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!


Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan


Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing


Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner


Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal


Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island


South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender


South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota


Tennessee: The Educashun State


Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)


Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus


Vermont: Yep, syrup!


******ia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?


Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!


Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?


West ******ia: One Big Happy Family...Really!


Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese


Wyoming: Where Men Are Men...and the sheep are scared

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AND FINALLY YES MY TEETH ARE CROOKED,I DRINK TEA AND EAT CRUMPETS WHILE SAT ON MY PASTY ASS SINGING GOD SAVE THE QUEEN,AND THANKING THE YANKS I DO NOT SPEAK GERMAN(which i actually do,but thats not the point)

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Su****ion of anything foreign

we dont take ourselves that serious..

BOO!!!!!! That's that bitchassness for ya. I'm an US Army Ranger and I' damn proud of my country.

[FkDaHtrs]

How does it feel to be intimidated and jealous of America?

[1g5a22]

How does it feel to be intimidated and jealous of America?

il let you know when i ask the taliban..........

your right though im a little intimidated for my brothers in arms...friendly fire is not the best way to keep up this very special relationship..

[1g5a22]

AMERICA = OWNED

i live here tho.its aight

its all in good fun

[1g5a22]

BOO!!!!!! That's that bitchassness for ya. I'm an US Army Ranger and I' damn proud of my country.

good for you.....

[1g5a22]

biiizzuummpppppppppppp!