Ottke-Michalczewski off. Ottke vs. Kessler next?

[sparked_85]

I'm so sorry to disappoint you guys, but I broke into the German Boxing Board of Control last night and stole the result. Kessler gets disqualified in the 1st round for a low blow (Sven has had a new pair of fight shorts that pull up to his neck........vorsprung durch Schwindeleien ).

Sven is currently in Zimbabwe advising Mugabe on how to cheat his way out of another loss

LOL!!!!!

I heard that Diego Maradona's 'hand of god' was not Maradona at all. It was Ottke in disguise.

Ottke became a time lord. Sometime back in the 80's Ottke met TV hero and time traveller sex symbol Dr Who, the wily Ottke got Dr Who to sign what he believed to be an autograph, however it turned out to be a contract. There was no fight, just tickertape cascading down from the ceiling and a German announcing that Ottke 'Was Da Winner By Way of Unanimous decision'...as the winner the small print of the contract granted Ottke the ability to travel through time.

[Froch You]

oh god please.

I would **** my pants with joy if it turned out to be Kessler.

We all know it will be Beyer though.


Ottke will never lose.

Beyer will most likely get the fight.

[!! Shawn]

Hahahaha... Kessler would smash him into pieces.

Get the judges to say that.

[KESSLER]

Get the judges to say that.

We wouldn't need the judges.

But you are right.. Kessler would smash this cowards face in and the ref would give it to Ottke for hitting in the face.

[BattlingNelson]

I'm so sorry to disappoint you guys, but I broke into the German Boxing Board of Control last night and stole the result. Kessler gets disqualified in the 1st round for a low blow (Sven has had a new pair of fight shorts that pull up to his neck........vorsprung durch Schwindeleien ).

Sven is currently in Zimbabwe advising Mugabe on how to cheat his way out of another loss

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

You are hilarious.