Greatest Quotes

[aristotlemoses]

hahaha that minter and carpenter one are hilarious.

[aristotlemoses]

i like this one.

Tony Galento, when asked about Shakespeare: "I ain't never heard of him. I suppose he's one of them foreign heavyweights. They're all lousy. Sure as hell I'll moider de bum."

[SmarterChild]

i like this one.

Tony Galento, when asked about Shakespeare: "I ain't never heard of him. I suppose he's one of them foreign heavyweights. They're all lousy. Sure as hell I'll moider de bum."

[aristotlemoses]

Reporter: "Tony, what do you think your chances are against Joe Louis?"
Galento: "Joe who?"
Reporter: "Joe Louis."
Galento: "I never hoid of da bum.

[johnm is...]

Mike Tyson, on writer Wallace Matthews: "[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse."

[johnm is...]

Max Barr, on Joe Louis: "He hit me 18 times while I was in the act of falling."

[johnm is...]

Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts: "To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other."

Tony Sibson, on being beaten in a match: "I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me."

[SmarterChild]

keep em going!

[johnm is...]

"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark."
-Muhammad Ali

[Scott9945]

"I'm going to take him into deep water and then drown him"

Ray Leonard before his 14th round TKO of Tommy Hearns.