Greatest Quotes

[johnm is...]

I'm reading a site that has some really good ones.



Lou Duva, Veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."


Randall "Tex" Cobb: "When I got up I stuck to my plan -- stumbling forward and getting hit in the face."

[johnm is...]

Max Baer, when asked for his definition of fear: "Standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early."

[BrendanWoodside]

not really boxing but i love homer simpson
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
Homer Simpson

"I fought Sugar [Ray Robinson] so many times that I'm lucky I didn't get diabetes"
Jake LaMotta. They fought six times, with Robinson winning the series 5-1

"Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book"
Joe Frazier, world heavyweight champion 1970-73

"You're damn right I do. I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the s*** knocked out of me"
American light heavyweight Willie Pastrano (when asked by the ring doctor if he knew where he was)

[johnm is...]

Willie Pep, talking to an old opponent years after each retired. "Do you recognize me?" the old opponent asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognize you."

[Tuggers1986]

"You're damn right I do. I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the s*** knocked out of me"
American light heavyweight Willie Pastrano (when asked by the ring doctor if he knew where he was)

Hahaha.

Awesome!!!!!!

[johnm is...]

Tommy Farr: "Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed."

Ali: "I'm so mean I make medicine sick"

[Dorian]

Ali: "I'm so mean I make medicine sick"

lmfao

[SmarterChild]

Tommy Farr: "Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed."

Ali: "I'm so mean I make medicine sick"

hahah

[salinass1234]

WTF?!?! How am I being a little *****? I am not the dumbass on here. Who think the marines have something to do with boxing. And your talking **** instead of naming quotes so that **** makes no sense. I'll let you off because you just seem to be ****** beyond belief.

Back on topic.

If that boy even DREAM of whuppin me, he better wake up an apologize!!-

Muhammad Ali

Is this better? “I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character.”

[Alec900]

Joe Frazier, talking to Ken Norton at a social gathering. Frazier: "Hey man, what you been doing?"; Norton: "My wife just had a baby."; Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?"


Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

Harry Carpenter: "It's not one of Bruno's fastest wins... but it's one of them."