Sven Ottke's fight now cancelled

[Degsy]

Apparently, Sven Ottke has had to cancel his forthcoming fight because a thief has apparently stolen the Judges' scorecards. A fifty thousand euro cheque payable to a Mr Roger Tilleman was also taken.

If anyone has seen these cards, which hold the distinctive 118-110 118-110 118 - 110 scores all in favour of Ottke they are to contact the German Boxing Board of Control.

A reward has been offered, a life time supply of 'Ottke' brand boxing boot, which are sutiable for running at all distances from short sprints to marathons. They have a unique air / gel heel to allow maximum comfort when back peddling from any potential pursuer.

As an extra gift a signed CD of 'Sven Sings' including masterful covers of 'keep on running' by the Spencer Davis Group, two remixes of LL Cool J's I'm gonna knock you out, the first one entitled 'I'm not gonna knock you out - the judges say I'll win on points' and the second one the Mundine Remix '**** I actually knocked someone out' and finally Sven's record that took Hasselhoff off the number one spot 'Runaway'

[The Monk]

Good stuff mate, any idea where I can purchase "i'm not gonna knock you out - the judges say i'll win on points"? Robin Reid was the special backing singer on this track was he not.

[RichCCFC]

Great post man

[sparked_85]

lol...Got to hate Ottke.

Ottke vs Wladimir Klitshcko

Ottke UD 118-110 118-110 118 118-110

after they sc**** Ottke off the Canvas 8 times ruling them all slips. In the twelth round Ottke is tied by the waist to the turnbuckle to keep him upright, whilst the referee refuses to let Klitschko hit Das Phantom and threatens to deduct points if he tries.

A confident Klitschko raises his hand at his complete shut out performance of the smaller crappier Ottke. Whilst Ottke is recieving gas and air. Upon the announcement, the out of it Ottke is raised high into the German night sky. He's won by a landslide on the judges cards. A hero. Again.

[STEELHEAD]

thank god. someone posted something logical about lackey ottke making a comeback!
sometimes i wonder about this site when you have all these tyson kiddies posting redundently about obviously idiot things like ottke coming back and like how good the hvwt division is now.
are they that dim?

[RAESAAD]

When I read the thread title I thought to myself "who gives a ****" but I'm glad I took a peek.....good **** man.

[Fox McCloud]

lol...Got to hate Ottke.

Ottke vs Wladimir Klitshcko

Ottke UD 118-110 118-110 118 118-110

after they sc**** Ottke off the Canvas 8 times ruling them all slips. In the twelth round Ottke is tied by the waist to the turnbuckle to keep him upright, whilst the referee refuses to let Klitschko hit Das Phantom and threatens to deduct points if he tries.

A confident Klitschko raises his hand at his complete shut out performance of the smaller crappier Ottke. Whilst Ottke is recieving gas and air. Upon the announcement, the out of it Ottke is raised high into the German night sky. He's won by a landslide on the judges cards. A hero. Again.

Lol, that was the highlight of this thread. Enjoy the green!

[nejnej]

Ottke is an all time great so back off will yah!!! Its so hard being german this days and im not even german!

[SkillspayBills]

They won't allow me to give you green k again, those ****ers.

[Degsy]

I'm glad you guys enjoyed the thread, I was worried people would see Ottke and just not bother looking!!!!
Mundine is the one guy I feel sorry for though, because he does have talent, but he has no wisdom, to punch yourself out against Ottke to the point that he could knock you out!!! He ain't ever going to live that down, that more embarrassing than getting caught ****ing your neighbour's Dog