RICKY HATTON - Alternative Christmas carol

[Breakbeat]

Alternative Christmas carol

by Chris Charles - BBC Sport 21 December 2007


A tribute to Ricky Hatton and his fans - with apologies to the composer of the original.

Mayweather, are you listening?
In the gym, sweat is glistening
I'll eat you alive - and take you in five
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

Cheerio to the pasties
See ya beers, no more Astis
I'll rip off yer 'ead - and put you to bed
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

When I get home I'm gonna build a snowman
Then pretend that he is flaky Floyd
He'll say 'wanna rematch' - I'll say 'no, man'
Even though I know he'll be annoyed

Mum and dad at the ringside
Brad and Ang right by their side
With Becks and WiIlis - they'll all witness this
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

Here it is, the day of reck'ning
Stars and bars Mancs are heckling
You wobbled in one - but the ref was no fun
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

Bloody hell, you've caught me proper
In the 10th I've come a cropper
I'm flat on me arse - and you're different class
Walking in a Flattened Wonderland

Now I'm back in dear old Blighty
Fry-ups here still pretty mighty
The Guinness is ace - and I'm no disgrace
Walking in a Hatton Wonderland

Can you do better? Course you can!

[MindBat]

Funny stuff.

[MindBat]

Ok here it goes...

I’m a fooooo kin cry baby
Just a fooooo kin cry baby
Cortez is a bloke who made it a joke
I’m saddened in a Hatton wonderland

I got caught with a hammer
Plain caught and got stammered
My head hit the post it was a crack up to most
I’m sulking in a Hatton wonderland

Pretty soon I’ll make a major comeback
Only my god knows when that’ll be
Meantime I’ma gaining all me weight back
Then maybe I can beat that Floyd easy

So for nooowww ya’ll keep laughin’
Really loooouud keep on laughin’
I wish you all well a nice trip to hell
Kiss my arse in Hatton wonderland

Boo hooo!