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The Cotto one is great!
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Ok, I am drunk enough for couple more letters...
Kelly Pavlik
Dear Santa, I had a good year and I am grateful for it. There was only one thing I would like to improve. Short term memory. How the **** can I forget about the biggest check I ever earned? ........................................
.................................................. .........................(Holy ****!) ................ (who am I writting to? Why am I even writting a ****ing letter? What happened to the internet? Maybe I am writting a chick without an e-mail address... hummm.)
Jermaine Taylor
Dear Santa, after winning on a controversial manner agaisnt Hopkins and Wright, I lost everything agaisnt Pavlik. I fired Manny and now I am not sure it was the best thing to do. I wish to look good for the rematch, I want to win. I need to keep Hopkins off my back. He has been riding my ass, making fun of me for getting brutally KO by a white guy. Why can't Hopkins step in the ring with the Ghost? Why me? Why me?
Edison Miranda
Dear Santa, after making Allan Green eat his words, Kelly outboxed my ass and schooled me like a defenseless amateur. I wish for revenge. Beating Porras was not enough. I want to knock the **** out everyone on my path. No matter the weight. I want to see bright red blood dropping in the canvas. I want to destroy every boxer in the world. Then again, this year I will settle with a boxing book... "Boxing backwards 101".
Oscar de La Hoya
Dear Santa, what do I want? You know that is a tricky question. I am the Golden Boy and my posibilities are endless. I know I still got 2 more good fights within me. Nowadays is all about the money, no need to seek glory. No matter who I fight, I will sell more PPVs than the best P4P any given Saturday. There is only one fight that I had been dreaming of since 1999. I want my rematch with TiTo. Would like a big fat payday agaisnt Cotto too(as soon as I convinced Millie). And since I don't want to go out losing like most of my fellow Mexican Brothers like Barreras, Vargas, Morales, etc... I want my last fight to be agaisnt Hatton.
Ricky Hatton
Dear Santa, I wish there were MORE than ONE Ricky Hatton. Maybe next time, it is not me getting knocked the **** out by someone I swore I could had defeated. Don't forget to stick a PBC tube up Cortez ass and let a hungry rat to get medivaly furious on his rectum. Cortez cost me the fight and the humiliation of The Queen of England! And that is unforgivable.
Roy Jones Jr
Dear Santa, I just need you to slice off a few years of my ass in 2 weeks. That's all the help I need. I will take it from there. With my reflexes, and speed like they were 5 years ago... I am going to cruise agaisnt TiTo. After the Tarver and Johnson fights, I had not been the same. I think they call it "osteoarthritis".
Tito Trinidad
Dear Papi Santa, I want money. You are rich and I need money. Agaisnt medical and religious advise, I am fighting again. This **** of coming out of retirement is getting old to my boricuas. They will love me no matter if I win or lose. JUST SHOW ME THE MONEY! Don't worry about the fight, I am going to be asking Those Poor Old Three Knings for a victory agaisnt Roy Jr. (What the ****! They should help with the fight. Since I was a kid, they always just bring me clothes) Just make sure I make more money after the fight.
Feliz Navidad y Prospero Ano Nuevo!!!Comment
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funny **** bro. nice job!Comment
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Now I am drunk. Good Night!!!Comment
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BUMP!!! (I GOT SOME FRIENDS WHO WANTED TO READ IT)Comment
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