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Ok, I am going to do the WelterWeights. You may take care of the rest....
1- FLOYD MAYWEATHER 39-0
Dear Santa, there is nothing that you can bring me that I already got. Best P4P, and 50 millions dollars is enough for me to retire. So go ahead and bring some joy to Margarito, Cotto, Mosley, and Williams who insist I am ducking them. Poor bastards can't see the light. I am retiring for good. Bye-Bye.
2- MIGUEL COTTO 31-0
Dear Santa,........................ (Cotto is not writing, nor seems to be thinking)............ (he is just dead serious and staring at the sheet of paper).................................(Oh well, we get back to Cotto later)
3- PAUL WILLIAMS 33-0
Dear santa. God blessed me with the body to take over boxing. Is just want you to take good care of Kermit. Don't let him gut hurt again. I want to unify the division. It will be OK if Kermit develops Carpal Tunnel Syndrome after I am done with him.
4- SHANE MOSLEY 44-5
Dear Santa, last year I asked for Floyd and it did not happened. He went and fouhgt a guy I defeated already twice. He is ducking me and now he retired. See what you can do for me this year, or else I am retiring my ass too. I don't need to prove ****, I just want one last fat payday before hanging the gloves.
5- KERMIT CINTRON 29-1
Dear Santa, why can't I be less sensitive? I cry after each fight, win or lose. I need to keep my cool. Is it OK to ask for coolness? Since I already ask God to heal my wrist, can you do me a favor and let me have a tuneup fight before I go to war with Clottey?
(Cotto is still staring at the sheet of paper. MoFo ain't even blinking...)
6- ZAB JUDAH 36-5
Dear Santa, for the last 2 years I had been asking for redemption. And I keep getting my ass kicked by every bum I face. You know I am the best boxer / thug in the world. Can I get the cojones to beat Margarito? I will sure need them when the fight comes. I am scared, since the lowblows by Cotto, I see dead people.
7- ANTONIO MARGARITO 35-5
Dear Papi Clos, in the past I asked you for a championship, and you gave it to me. I asked for Floyd, but he keeps ducking me. I asked for Cotto and got ****ed up. I got robed by the judges agaisnt Paul Williams. This year I am going to ask for one thing only. I don't wany excuses. You know I behaved. I no longer wish for justice. All I want is respect.
(Cotto drop the pen and he is giving the deadly look........................ and no, he did not pick it up again......)
8- LUIS COLLAZO 27-3
Dear Santa, where the **** am I? I need to fight. I will fight anyone. Even more bums. I just wish someone could show me the way. Is it posible for me to get a re-match agaisnt Hatton?
9- JOSHUA CLOTTEY 33-2
Dear Santa, Gulugu glogulopu. Si yo veoun gato bizco lomato, robot, robot. (sorry the universal translator was off). I wish Oscar stay busy with Millie so I can get a shot at Cotto in March. Please, don't let me face Cintron. Did you see what he did to poor Walter? That was the best KO for 2007.
19- CARLOS QUINTANA 24-1
Dear Santa, thanks for those extra 20 grand to pay for the plastic surgeon I will be needing after facing The Punisher. I only wish to come out alive and NO KOs. I wish to have the courage to figfht for 12 rounds. I might retire after this fight. BTW, I am also asking the Three Kings to keep me alive on February the 9th.
......................... (Cotto wrote a word!, he wrote a word!)
FreeDom!!!!
1- FLOYD MAYWEATHER 39-0
Dear Santa, there is nothing that you can bring me that I already got. Best P4P, and 50 millions dollars is enough for me to retire. So go ahead and bring some joy to Margarito, Cotto, Mosley, and Williams who insist I am ducking them. Poor bastards can't see the light. I am retiring for good. Bye-Bye.
2- MIGUEL COTTO 31-0
Dear Santa,........................ (Cotto is not writing, nor seems to be thinking)............ (he is just dead serious and staring at the sheet of paper).................................(Oh well, we get back to Cotto later)
3- PAUL WILLIAMS 33-0
Dear santa. God blessed me with the body to take over boxing. Is just want you to take good care of Kermit. Don't let him gut hurt again. I want to unify the division. It will be OK if Kermit develops Carpal Tunnel Syndrome after I am done with him.
4- SHANE MOSLEY 44-5
Dear Santa, last year I asked for Floyd and it did not happened. He went and fouhgt a guy I defeated already twice. He is ducking me and now he retired. See what you can do for me this year, or else I am retiring my ass too. I don't need to prove ****, I just want one last fat payday before hanging the gloves.
5- KERMIT CINTRON 29-1
Dear Santa, why can't I be less sensitive? I cry after each fight, win or lose. I need to keep my cool. Is it OK to ask for coolness? Since I already ask God to heal my wrist, can you do me a favor and let me have a tuneup fight before I go to war with Clottey?
(Cotto is still staring at the sheet of paper. MoFo ain't even blinking...)
6- ZAB JUDAH 36-5
Dear Santa, for the last 2 years I had been asking for redemption. And I keep getting my ass kicked by every bum I face. You know I am the best boxer / thug in the world. Can I get the cojones to beat Margarito? I will sure need them when the fight comes. I am scared, since the lowblows by Cotto, I see dead people.
7- ANTONIO MARGARITO 35-5
Dear Papi Clos, in the past I asked you for a championship, and you gave it to me. I asked for Floyd, but he keeps ducking me. I asked for Cotto and got ****ed up. I got robed by the judges agaisnt Paul Williams. This year I am going to ask for one thing only. I don't wany excuses. You know I behaved. I no longer wish for justice. All I want is respect.
(Cotto drop the pen and he is giving the deadly look........................ and no, he did not pick it up again......)
8- LUIS COLLAZO 27-3
Dear Santa, where the **** am I? I need to fight. I will fight anyone. Even more bums. I just wish someone could show me the way. Is it posible for me to get a re-match agaisnt Hatton?
9- JOSHUA CLOTTEY 33-2
Dear Santa, Gulugu glogulopu. Si yo veoun gato bizco lomato, robot, robot. (sorry the universal translator was off). I wish Oscar stay busy with Millie so I can get a shot at Cotto in March. Please, don't let me face Cintron. Did you see what he did to poor Walter? That was the best KO for 2007.
19- CARLOS QUINTANA 24-1
Dear Santa, thanks for those extra 20 grand to pay for the plastic surgeon I will be needing after facing The Punisher. I only wish to come out alive and NO KOs. I wish to have the courage to figfht for 12 rounds. I might retire after this fight. BTW, I am also asking the Three Kings to keep me alive on February the 9th.
......................... (Cotto wrote a word!, he wrote a word!)
FreeDom!!!!
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