Bore Hard Slopkins: His "Mad Skillz"

[Gatti9783]

No, little boy, it's YOU who's got nothing else to say... because already you've refused to answer any point I've made and diverted into something that was a MINOR part of my post, and added some tedious "your life" crap to it.

Your points suck. That's why you're getting barely any support, besides from other UK ****riders. You're trying to take credit away from Bernard Hopkins' career because he's fighting the one decent fighter from your country. Bernard's resume is twice as good as Calzaghe's easy. All you're doing is flaming. Painfully obvious. You just got ****tional because he dissed your boy at that presser.

PS get back to me...let me know if all that is spelled correctly.

[Guest]

Your points suck. That's why you're getting barely any support, besides from other UK ****riders. You're trying to take credit away from Bernard Hopkins' career because he's fighting the one decent fighter from your country. Bernard's resume is twice as good as Calzaghe's easy. All you're doing is flaming. Painfully obvious. You just got ****tional because he dissed your boy at that presser.

PS get back to me...let me know if all that is spelled correctly.

Why do you KEEP mentioning "UK" for? I haven't mentioned my nationality ONCE. In my sig are three US fighters, and I had an avatar with a KO'd Hatton.

Seriously, if you haven't got the manners not to keep mentioning someone's nationality all the time you need to STEP OFF.

And STOP with the strawman arguments... I haven't even MENTIONED the Blow-Hopkins press conference, you little prick.


But then, this is a guy that says our favourite fighters should be the most accomplished. What happens if Floyd got a loss on his record - would you drop him like a stone? ****.

[Guest]

All you're doing is flaming. Painfully obvious.

And they say Yanks can't do irony.

[tills9191]

Bore Hard is one of the craftiest and cagiest operators in the game today, and was P4P No.1 until they found out he, er... wasn't any more. But here's some of his finest gameplans from the latter stage of his career. Thrill to the incomparable work of this ring legend:


The DLH Fight: Crafty old Bernard has got this one all sewn up... do absolutely **** all for eight rounds, then give a two foot Mexican a love tap and watch him take a dive. A leap to immortality!!!

Taylor: The sly fox just couldn't be bettered on this night... he took Taylor into the trenches by letting him win the first half of the fight by throwing three punches a round, then got the upperhand by nutting him in the face and turning it on late... too late. However, Hopkins is such a ring general that he knew when he had the decision go against him the first time, for the rematch he had to... do exactly the ****ing same again then piss off to Light Heavy.

Winky Wright: Probably his finest hour, Bore Hard takes on the P4P No.2 and ponders long and hard on how to neutralise his impentrable defence 16lbs above his ideal fighting weight. Clever old Bernard soon reasons it out using skills that would put Archie Moore to shame - he pulls Winky's arms down and nuts him in the face. Several times. Exceptional technique.

Howard Eastman: Run around and pot shot for a win? Nonsense, it's hit and not get hit... in fact, I had to rub me ****in' eyes just to check it wasn't Muhammad Ali himself in there.


Here's Bore Hard in action, the finest boxing mind of the 21st century:

and they say money may is a runner.

[Greatwhitehope]

Haha, this guys just lookin for a bite and you're giving it to him. His right in saying his mocks are funny because they're so corny, I love Hopkins but can still laugh at what Anorak is saying. He's getting older and has to adjust his style, there's no doubting he hides more than he used too, but he's getting close to 43, he still has the ability to win fights but all logic states that he should be less able to go the full 12 and take barrages of punches in doing so compared to when he was in his early 30's.

[boxing_man_2007]

Bore Hard is one of the craftiest and cagiest operators in the game today, and was P4P No.1 until they found out he, er... wasn't any more. But here's some of his finest gameplans from the latter stage of his career. Thrill to the incomparable work of this ring legend:


The DLH Fight: Crafty old Bernard has got this one all sewn up... do absolutely **** all for eight rounds, then give a two foot Mexican a love tap and watch him take a dive. A leap to immortality!!!

Taylor: The sly fox just couldn't be bettered on this night... he took Taylor into the trenches by letting him win the first half of the fight by throwing three punches a round, then got the upperhand by nutting him in the face and turning it on late... too late. However, Hopkins is such a ring general that he knew when he had the decision go against him the first time, for the rematch he had to... do exactly the ****ing same again then piss off to Light Heavy.

Winky Wright: Probably his finest hour, Bore Hard takes on the P4P No.2 and ponders long and hard on how to neutralise his impentrable defence 16lbs above his ideal fighting weight. Clever old Bernard soon reasons it out using skills that would put Archie Moore to shame - he pulls Winky's arms down and nuts him in the face. Several times. Exceptional technique.

Howard Eastman: Run around and pot shot for a win? Nonsense, it's hit and not get hit... in fact, I had to rub me ****in' eyes just to check it wasn't Muhammad Ali himself in there.


Here's Bore Hard in action, the finest boxing mind of the 21st century:

Ugh the bert and ernie image in your signature makes me sick

[T-97]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i pissed myself when i read this!

LOL

[Guest]

Cheers man, I try my best

[Boxingwizard]

Hopkins was past his prime at that point, it was also the same year he lost to Jermain Taylor twice. Hopkins was at his most effective around 96-03. If you compare the Eastman fight to any fight between 96-03 you will see that he was a much more aggressive fighter. Just check out the beating he gave to William Joppy and you will see what I mean.