Bore Hard Slopkins: His "Mad Skillz"

[Gatti9783]

Oh, and it's "your", not "you're".

Really? If it were "your" then I would've have said it shows "your bias." However (stay with me on this), I said "you're" biased, as in "You are biased." Understand?:

That in itself shows youre biased against Bernard.

Nice try at being the grammar police though, really. That's when you know someone is wrong. They resort to correcting your spelling and such. Horrible...

[Easy-E]

Bore Hard is one of the craftiest and cagiest operators in the game today, and was P4P No.1 until they found out he, er... wasn't any more. But here's some of his finest gameplans from the latter stage of his career. Thrill to the incomparable work of this ring legend:


The DLH Fight: Crafty old Bernard has got this one all sewn up... do absolutely **** all for eight rounds, then give a two foot Mexican a love tap and watch him take a dive. A leap to immortality!!!

Taylor: The sly fox just couldn't be bettered on this night... he took Taylor into the trenches by letting him win the first half of the fight by throwing three punches a round, then got the upperhand by nutting him in the face and turning it on late... too late. However, Hopkins is such a ring general that he knew when he had the decision go against him the first time, for the rematch he had to... do exactly the ****ing same again then piss off to Light Heavy.

Winky Wright: Probably his finest hour, Bore Hard takes on the P4P No.2 and ponders long and hard on how to neutralise his impentrable defence 16lbs above his ideal fighting weight. Clever old Bernard soon reasons it out using skills that would put Archie Moore to shame - he pulls Winky's arms down and nuts him in the face. Several times. Exceptional technique.

Howard Eastman: Run around and pot shot for a win? Nonsense, it's hit and not get hit... in fact, I had to rub me ****in' eyes just to check it wasn't Muhammad Ali himself in there.


Here's Bore Hard in action, the finest boxing mind of the 21st century:

I definitly do this Hopkins is crafty, and difficult to hit flush and he always makes his opponents look bad.
That said, he is boring as ****. I have no idea how people can say Mayweather is boring and praise Hopkins.
That Eastman video is TERRIBLE. I was so bored I couldnt even finish a higlight video of a fight.

[Guest]

You're reasoning is absolutely dreadful.

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[Gatti9783]

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That's when you know you got nothin else to say... Being a message board's grammar police shows how sweet your life must be.

[StackMo]

Really? If it were "your" then I would've have said it shows "your bias." However (stay with me on this), I said "you're" biased, as in "You are biased." Understand?:



Nice try at being the grammar police though, really. That's when you know someone is wrong. They resort to correcting your spelling and such. Horrible...

Ironic when he can barely use proper grammar and/or spelling.

[Gatti9783]

Ironic when he can barely use proper grammar and/or spelling.

He's knows he's wrong so he resorts to checking our grammar. Awful lol.

[StackMo]

He's knows he's wrong so he resorts to checking our grammar. Awful lol.

Amusing, given that he's a functional illiterate.

[passey]

Hopkins and PBF will never get the credit they deserve nor would any other Champ who fights at the level of the opponet their facing. If the true nature of the game is "hit and not get hit", then Hopkins and PBF are the best at it. I'm not saying I endorse this style, but it does explain why both fights have been at the top of the game for so long.

[Guest]

That's when you know you got nothin else to say... Being a message board's grammar police shows how sweet your life must be.

No, little boy, it's YOU who's got nothing else to say... because already you've refused to answer any point I've made and diverted into something that was a MINOR part of my post, and added some tedious "your life" crap to it.

Tell me about my life. Please. Better still, **** off you mouthy little twat, you know NOTHING.

[Guest]

Amusing, given that he's a functional illiterate.

My standard of English > yours.