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  • ßringer
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    #121
    Originally posted by DWiens421
    I'm ashamed to say that I beat Big E with Erik Morales. We need lives.

    I've done some of the stuff I've listed as well, it's hilarious but true.

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    • Gonzalo
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      #122
      171.) You got so ****en wasted after the second Marquez-Vazquez fight that you were taken to the hospital and started yelling to security that you are the best at 122 lbs and will **** them up.

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      • wmute
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        #123
        Originally posted by Ace Rockolla
        You hire a 60 year old Mexican guy to stand by as your "cutman" everytime you shave your face.
        LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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        • wmute
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          #124
          Originally posted by Deeznuts
          When someone says "give me a five" and I uppercut their teeth into their tongue
          AWESOME!!!!!!

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          • Dick-Sucker
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            #125
            Originally posted by wmute
            AWESOME!!!!!!
            When someone says to you, someone held up a shop down the road. And you say. Who did that? Was he a boxer? or a chicken eater?

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            • wmute
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              #126
              Originally posted by rogelio1289
              When you walk around the office talking to yourself in a high pitch voice saying "Ok Jim 6 rounds to 3, floyd mayweather jr."
              Is that common? I do it...

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              • Dick-Sucker
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                #127
                250) when you go for a run up the road, and then you forget where you are, and all of a sudden your looking up at the stars through a microscope which has a really strong lens.

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                • Dick-Sucker
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                  #128
                  523) When you do a big poo in your pants.

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                  • Chipper
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                    #129
                    Originally posted by Ultimateboxa
                    523) When you do a big poo in your pants.
                    And lose by TKO cause u cant continue.

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                    • Dick-Sucker
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                      #130
                      Originally posted by Chipper
                      And lose by TKO cause u cant continue.
                      Yeh mate i get that a bit.

                      On a serious note, you know your addicted to boxing, when you drive 4 hours just to go to your favourite fighters press conference.

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