The Official: "Why He Lost" Excuses Thread

[Steelhammer86]

Canada, nice avi; are those your girlfriends?...

I found the photo on another boxing website - two beautiful ring girls.

[MindBat]

I found the photo on another boxing website - two beautiful ring girls.

Not bad. I wouldn't say beautiful, though

[The Golden Boy]

Dead serious, a friend of a friends cousin knows this girl and she said her and 11 of her friends had sex with Margarito the night before the fight. Thats why he had no legs and took so long to get into the fight. That's some real talk fo' yo' ass...

[Fighting Cougar]

He didn’t stick to his game plan

I knew he was gonna lose anyway

I wuz watchin’ da udda fights

Williams was too tall

Margarito Wuz Robbed!

Paul eats tornados for breakfast

Tony didn’t drink tequila

Margarito had a few Margaritas the night before

There are no tornados in Tijuana

Tony should’ve entered to rap music

Tamales and Tacos don’t mix

Paul’s head shined like a bowling ball too much

Tony was listening to the Tijuana Brass band before the fight

Margarito always preferred singing in a Mariachi band anyway

Tony is Paul’s son

Que Viva Paul Williams!

Somebody put medicine in the water

They should’ve let me be a judge

Don’t you buy tools and stuff at The Home Depot Center?

Paris Hilton was sitting ringside

Reyes gloves taste like chicken

Aint dis some bull****?

Im sure they dont, Some funny excuses there lol. Margarito lost because Williams beat him its just that simple lol. My favorite one was the home depot one lol hilarious!.

[robjr]

I watched the fight.. Props to Williams, he fought well. Threw alot of punches and moved well.