The Official: "Why He Lost" Excuses Thread

[MindBat]

He didn’t stick to his game plan

I knew he was gonna lose anyway

I wuz watchin’ da udda fights

Williams was too tall

Margarito Wuz Robbed!

Paul eats tornados for breakfast

Tony didn’t drink tequila

Margarito had a few Margaritas the night before

There are no tornados in Tijuana

Tony should’ve entered to rap music

Tamales and Tacos don’t mix

Paul’s head shined like a bowling ball too much

Tony was listening to the Tijuana Brass band before the fight

Margarito always preferred singing in a Mariachi band anyway

Tony is Paul’s son

Que Viva Paul Williams!

Somebody put medicine in the water

They should’ve let me be a judge

Don’t you buy tools and stuff at The Home Depot Center?

Paris Hilton was sitting ringside

Reyes gloves taste like chicken

Aint dis some bull****?

[Verstyle]

There will be plenty.

[Stickman]

Why he lost? He's too slow, didn't do the work he needed to early, and finally turned it on way too late. Howzzat?

[MindBat]

Not bad...

Why he lost? He's too slow, didn't do the work he needed to early, and finally turned it on way too late. Howzzat?

That's about right.

[RAESAAD]

Because Williams was the better fighter......thats a good excuse.

[MindBat]

Because Williams was the better fighter......thats a good excuse.

That's close enough.

[Verstyle]

uhhhh Margarito broke his hand!!!

[Steelhammer86]

Margarito lost because Williams is a better fighter.

[MindBat]

uhhhh Margarito broke his hand!!!

Good one!

[Derranged_]

Margarito lost because Williams is a better fighter.

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