Funniest Boxing Quotes

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  • Liaison
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    #11
    “Look at this body, ... Do I look like I use steroids?”

    -James Toney

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    • boxer2k5
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      #12
      Originally posted by squealpiggy
      Mike Tyson is a goldmine of ridiculous utterings.

      "I broke my back."

      nothing beats that
      tyson is top 5 easy with best funniest boxing quotes ever

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      • -Hyperion-
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        #13
        My main objective is to be professional but to kill him.
        -- Mike Tyson (on Fighting Lennox Lewis, 2002)

        Taft Corbett, on Evander Holyfield's chin: "If I fought Evander with a baseball bat, I would win the fight, but it would be by decision."\

        Willie Pep: "I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set -- and they're both working."
        Last edited by -Hyperion-; 02-25-2007, 04:36 PM.

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          #14
          Dan Duva, on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: " Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison
          for three years, not Princeton."

          Willie Pastrano, when asked by the ring doctor if he knew where he was: "You're damn right I do. I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the
          **** knocked out of me."


          Mike Gibbons: "Let's dance around for the first couple of rounds then in the 3rd round I'll let you knock me down."
          Tom Gibbons: "Sounds good Mike. When do you get to knock me down?"
          Mike: "Anytime I feel like it."
          -Mike and Tom Gibbons at a boxing exhibition. Story from members of the Gibbons family.

          I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark."
          -Muhammad Ali
          Last edited by -Hyperion-; 02-25-2007, 04:42 PM.

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          • RoyJonesJrp4pno1
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            #15
            Ali "Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked."

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              #16
              "I saw Foreman shadow-boxing. The shadow won."

              Ali

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                #17
                [To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know." -Mike Tyson

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