Funniest Boxing Quotes

[Hydro]

"You should also watch your language on boxing-talk because kids be reading this **** you know."- Vivian Harris

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."- Mike Tyson

"He was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile ******"- Mike Tyson

[squealpiggy]

Mike Tyson is a goldmine of ridiculous utterings.

"I broke my back."

[Hydro]

Joe Frazier, talking to Ken Norton at a social gathering. Frazier: "Hey man, what you been doing?"; Norton: "My wife just had a baby."; Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?"


Willie Pep, talking to an old opponent years after each retired. "Do you recognize me?" the old opponent asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognize you."


Henry Cooper, replying to boxing abolitionist, Baroness Edith Summerskill, about the brutalities of his sport. Baroness: "Mr. Cooper, have you looked in the mirror lately and seen the state of your nose?"
Cooper: "Well madam, have you looked in the mirror and seen the state of your nose? Boxing is my excuse. What's yours?"


Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."


Randall "Tex" Cobb: "When I got up I stuck to my plan -- stumbling forward and getting hit in the face."


Tex Cobb, responding to a reporter who said Cobb was a fat, ******* snorting , drunk. Cobb replied: "I'm not fat.


George Foreman: "The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters."

[ben41193]

“I'm not God - but I am something similar.” Roberto Duran

“My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.” Mike Tyson

“I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.” Mike Tyson

[He] called me a "rapist" and a "recluse." I'm not a recluse. Mike Tyson

“I fought Sugar so many times that I'm lucky I didn't get diabetes.” Jake LaMotta

“If I'm in a situation where Duane Ford is one of the judges, I have to pick it up.” Bernard Hopkins

[Hitman932]

Mike Tyson is a goldmine of ridiculous utterings.

"I broke my back."

im pretty sure that at the end of his career mike tyson spent more time practicing crazy vocabulary to spout to reporters to hype a fight than he actually did training for them....

i can just see him staring into a mirror practicing over and over again "i wish you had children so i can stop on their ****in testicles and make them feel my pain"

[titoi]

When asked after the fight how he felt about overcoming a knock down to beat Evander Holyfield for the title, Michael Moorer replied:

"When you the man who beat the man who was the man... well, then you the MAN"

[Fighting Cougar]

I wish some of you guys had ****ing kids so I could stomp on their testicles and kick them in their ****ing heads so that you could feel my pain. -Mike Tyson talking to interviewers.

[Jim_Davis]

"He was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile ******"- Mike Tyson

ahahahahaha good old mike

[oldgringo]

One of the funniest out there:


(Carbs on his up and coming fight with Humberto Gonzalez)

Reporter: How are you going to fight this fight?

Michael Carbajal: You know i'm just gonna go in there and relax and keep cool....and just outbox the **** out of him.

[RoyJonesJrp4pno1]

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"I saw all the right hands coming"