Funny Boxing quotes post em here.

[Easy-E]

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills?! It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."

"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

[Easy-E]

Man you gotta love Iron Mike.
He was a character.

[-EX-]

I remember after biting Holyfield, they were talking to him. He was mad cuz Holyfield was headbutting him. He had a cut on his eye. I think he said

"You see my face, my kids are gonna be afraid(or scared) of me" screaming at some reporter"

Lol, some people I know said they might be already.

[Animal Squabbs]

this one is funny, Ive had it in my sig alot. Its George Foreman trash talking to Evander Holyfield in the build up to their fight.

"I'm gonna go to Baskin & Robbins and eat every flavor. When you're in there pushin' and shovin' me, you're gonna be pushing a whole franchise."



and this one isnt supposed to be funny but it is kinda funny, I liked it. Sam Peter talking about his first fight with Toney.

"When I hit him, he will regret everything of his life."

[TomRiddle]

well but this was from Rocky III:


"THE ULTIMATE MALE" VERSUS "THE ULTIMATE MEATBALL"

[-X-]

These are hillarious thanks for these guys!

[PRboxingfan]

My favorite Tyson quote:

After he lost to Lewis he was asked what he planned to do. In classic Tyson fasion, he replied: "I don't know man, I might just fade into Bolivia."

[iron mike tyson]

ricky hatton on floyd mayweather (floyd fans dont jump on the defensive foot )
he came to the ring dressed as russel crowe and fought like sherral crowe.

that mike tyson interview where hed just beaten clifford ettiene and hes like lennox im coming for you and he starts saying somut bout hes style is somut my defence is unpregnatable my power is somut i wanna eat hes children

[PATO 1]

ricky hatton on floyd mayweather (floyd fans dont jump on the defensive foot )
he came to the ring dressed as russel crowe and fought like sherral crowe.

that mike tyson interview where hed just beaten clifford ettiene and hes like lennox im coming for you and he starts saying somut bout hes style is somut my defence is unpregnatable my power is somut i wanna eat hes children

ya mean this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IQ8w1fhzds


lol this should be the mike tyson quote thread

[EsB818]

"I broke mah back, man" - Tyson

"I can't wait till the 28th, I'm gonna make you my girlfriend...You're sweet, I hope you kiss me good with those big lips" - Tyson (talking to Razor Ruddock)