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    Kc Chiefs in 09
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    #1

    Funny Boxing quotes post em here.

    Ill start of with a personal fav of mine....Lennox Lewis.

    ''Im just glad Tyson didnt bite my willy....the leg is good if you really think about it''.
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    #2
    The Tex Cobb ones.

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      #3
      Can you post em please?

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        #4
        After Hopkins vs. Taylor I

        Well, this is the Marquis of Queensberry rules. If you lose 8 out of the first 9 rounds, I'm not saying you did, but you hurt him in the last 3 and don't knock him out or knock him down, you lose" ~ Larry Merchant

        Well, not really, Larry. It's who hits the most and who does the most damage. Bernard Hopkins

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          #5
          "Look at you, you scared like a white hoe" or "I'll **** you in the ass and make you love me *****" both by Tyson hilarious.

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            #6
            Joe Frazier, talking to Ken Norton at a social gathering.
            Frazier: "Hey man, what you been doing?"
            Norton: "My wife just had a baby."
            Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?"

            Floyd Mayweather:
            On Zab Judah
            "You got to have three things to be a great fighter: a great mind, a great chin, and a great heart. Now he may have a good mind and a good heart, but his chin ain’t up to par. And if I land, I’m going to be a homerun hitter."

            Mike Tyson to Lennox Lewis:
            "I'll **** you til you love me, ***got!"

            Mike Tyson:
            "My power is discombobulatingly devastating; I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mayweather90
              Joe Frazier, talking to Ken Norton at a social gathering.
              Frazier: "Hey man, what you been doing?"
              Norton: "My wife just had a baby."
              Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?"

              Floyd Mayweather:
              On Zab Judah
              "You got to have three things to be a great fighter: a great mind, a great chin, and a great heart. Now he may have a good mind and a good heart, but his chin ain’t up to par. And if I land, I’m going to be a homerun hitter."

              Mike Tyson to Lennox Lewis:
              "I'll **** you til you love me, ***got!"

              Mike Tyson:
              "My power is discombobulatingly devastating; I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
              One of my fav Tyson quotes.

              I like one of Foremans quotes during a Roy Jones fight, might have been against Glenn Kelley or Clintion Woods.
              "Beige gloves. Well theres just nothing exicting about beige gloves."
              Last edited by Easy-E; 12-28-2006, 02:24 AM.

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                #8
                This one is my actual fav Tyson quote:

                "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile ******."

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                  “He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse"

                  "Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

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                    #10
                    "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

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