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  • americanspirit
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    #161
    Originally posted by ROBO #1
    Right heres 1, Me and 2mates were at the Xzibit gig at the Barrolands in Glasgow. We are behind all these Chav ****s inside, 2 of them hav been beefin all nite (There not all there as a crew) and its startin to do our nuts in! They throwin beer at each other and its splashing us too, There jumpin about, like really over the top, shoutin at each other and basically ruining the gig! Eventually it kicks off, and the tall skinny 1 lands a punch and the shorter chunkier 1 falls back in to my mate, Tall dude runs in, swings a wild 1, misses completly and nails me rite in the Puss with it! I know it was an accident but im so pissed off i just batter the **** out of him!, ****, a right to the jaw, he goes down like a sack of ****! He takes a few more on the deck for being such a prick! My mate Gonzo is kickin 7 shades of ****e out of the other boy! (He later told me the guy purposly elbowed him in the face?) The Bouncers move in and drag us out, i go with out a fight, but theyre still ruff as **** with me! They separate us from them and kick us out, my other mate Deek is out too, aparently another 1 of the boys mates just went for him coz he was with us, i didnt even see him fightin but Deek can hit like Tyson so im sure he did ok! It was a wild night in there, saw loads of fights, even X was like "Damn, i heard Glasgow was rowdy but Yall's crazy!" That should keep u happy for now Spirit u sick bastard lol!
    FEED ME!

    Thanks, #1!

    Good **** as always. I'll be sure to wear a helmet if I ever come visit!

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    • Rockin'
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      #162
      My best street fight would have to be all of the ones I just walked away from...................Rockin'

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      • Animal Squabbs
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        #163
        heres two more, these are from elementary school

        Me vs Isiah, I was in Elementary school and he was in middle school, he used to come to my elementary school to pick up his sister and help out the P.E. teachers. ONe day I heard him saying something about how he was running so hard that he had a heart attack (he was on a track team). I was making fun of him because how can someone so young have a heart attack, so I was doing my redfox impression and was on one knee grabbing my chest. He came up behind me and put a rear naked choke (sleeper hold) on me. I stood up twisted my body turning it into a side head lock, then I pulled him down on the ground and we were both laying face down on the ground but he still had the head lock on, so I started raining down rights to the back of his head, i hit him about 15 times, eventually I got out and we stood back up but got seperated.

        Me vs 8 people

        It was in elementary school, but I was still outnumbered. I used to make fun of everybody, one day 2 guys that I used to make fun of decided to group up and they wanted to fight, 2 more guys that I made fun of joined them, then these 4 other guys ( we were in the field during lunch and they could see the crowd forming so they were all like yeah lets whoop that guy), I had made fun of all of them and they saw this as their oppurtunity to get back at my ass, they all wear standing side to side talking **** to me. I was yelling for them to come on but none of them wanted to be the first out cause I had reputation. Some would come one at a time and swing and I would try to grab them and they would run then someone else would run up and Id punch them. FInally the bell for lunch rang and I kinda started walking away, when I got a safe distance I turned my back and they all swarmed me, one had me in a choke hold, one grabbed my arm, two jumped on my legs and wrapped them up and another was pushing my back but they couldnt get me down. I power through it and shook them off and hit one of them and then they scattered, after that three of them ended up wanting to me my friends and would brag how no one could deal with me.

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        • Animal Squabbs
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          #164
          Me vs Terrance, this one was probably one of my three best if not the best as far as back and forth

          In high school, one of my friends one day walking home was throwing rocks at this puerto rican and black guys. The next day they were supposed to fight and the black guy (Terrance) called out my friend and my friend was scared and didnt want to fight. After that terrance thought he was the hardest dude alive. One day Me and another friend were walking home behind Terrance and two of his friends and we werecrackin jokes and stuff and I guess Terrance heard us laughing and thought we were laughing at him cause he kept looking back trying to mad dog us. Im all about fighting so I wasnt going to take that, I saw a hackey sack on the ground so I picked it up and threw it at them a couple times and after we talked **** back and forth. Terrance said "**** that, this **** ends now!" and he took his head phones off and squared up, I did too and it was on. He was circling to my left so I was thinking I was going to just land one left hook (my hardest punch) and knock him out cause he was moving into it. I threw it and at the same time he threw a right and our fists hit eachother, I pivoted my foot and I had on payless shoes that zipped up and werent zipped all the way so when I pivoted my foot twisted out of the shoe.

          I looked down at my foot and pushed my foot back in and looked at terrance and he was jumping up to throw a kick, he threw a side kick that hit my ribs, I tried to catch it but didnt in time and them grabbed him in a bear hug and went for a slam but he nailed me in my forehead, I let go and backed off and we traded punches, I wrapped him up again and went for a slam and he slid out and backed off, we went to trade again, punch for punch, it was crazy. I remember his punches coming and then all of a sudden they stopped, It was because I had caught him with a right hand right on his eye socket. He covered up and said "AAHHHH!!" I grabbed his shirt with my left and threw another right but it was blocked, then I put alot into one more right and it landed flush on his eye socket again, he was covering up so I wrapped him up and slammed him, I went to pummel him on the ground but he covered and turned over, so I got him a rear naked choke, he threw a backward punch and his thumb went right into my eye. I told him to tap or I was gonna put him out, he didnttap but everyone watching was telling me to let him go cause I guess his face looked bad and they thought I was going to kill him. I tightened the choke and lifted him off the ground with it and his friend grabbed his foot and started yanking him away so I just let him go. His eye swole up and after that he started walking a different way home, he didnt hang out with those same friends and he started acting and dressing completely differant.

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          • Azteca
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            #165
            got in a few fights when i was in high school.

            one time i was taking the cheesewagon (bus transportation) and a friend of mine across the seat from me (we had a love-hate relationship) started acting like a ****y ****. i proceeded to grab him by the neck and punched him square in the nose. his nose bled uncontrollably and he was knocked out.

            another time i was doing my paper route and this punk decided to cause some trouble with me by throwing rocks and battery's at me for months at a time. one time i got fed up went over rammed his head against a tree trunk and pummeled his body until he gave in. needless to say he never caused trouble after that. he did like to talk afterwords though.

            another time i was at the bar with some friendsofmine. a guy was causing trouble with my then girlfriend calling her names such as 'hoe' and 'whore'. i walked over and asked him to take it outside. he got up and sucker punched me in the face. i think threw a left hook taht dazed him. it was the biggest punch i have ever through. for a split second i was scared ****less as he took probably the hardest punch i have ever thrown. a second later i realized that his look was because he was knocked out cold and the pole was keeping him from falling down. i pushed him down and was then kicked out of the bar by the bouncers.

            those are the fights i have won. ya win some..ya lose some.

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            • americanspirit
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              #166
              Originally posted by Animal Squabbs
              Me vs Terrance, this one was probably one of my three best if not the best as far as back and forth

              In high school, one of my friends one day walking home was throwing rocks at this puerto rican and black guys. The next day they were supposed to fight and the black guy (Terrance) called out my friend and my friend was scared and didnt want to fight. After that terrance thought he was the hardest dude alive. One day Me and another friend were walking home behind Terrance and two of his friends and we werecrackin jokes and stuff and I guess Terrance heard us laughing and thought we were laughing at him cause he kept looking back trying to mad dog us. Im all about fighting so I wasnt going to take that, I saw a hackey sack on the ground so I picked it up and threw it at them a couple times and after we talked **** back and forth. Terrance said "**** that, this **** ends now!" and he took his head phones off and squared up, I did too and it was on. He was circling to my left so I was thinking I was going to just land one left hook (my hardest punch) and knock him out cause he was moving into it. I threw it and at the same time he threw a right and our fists hit eachother, I pivoted my foot and I had on payless shoes that zipped up and werent zipped all the way so when I pivoted my foot twisted out of the shoe.

              I looked down at my foot and pushed my foot back in and looked at terrance and he was jumping up to throw a kick, he threw a side kick that hit my ribs, I tried to catch it but didnt in time and them grabbed him in a bear hug and went for a slam but he nailed me in my forehead, I let go and backed off and we traded punches, I wrapped him up again and went for a slam and he slid out and backed off, we went to trade again, punch for punch, it was crazy. I remember his punches coming and then all of a sudden they stopped, It was because I had caught him with a right hand right on his eye socket. He covered up and said "AAHHHH!!" I grabbed his shirt with my left and threw another right but it was blocked, then I put alot into one more right and it landed flush on his eye socket again, he was covering up so I wrapped him up and slammed him, I went to pummel him on the ground but he covered and turned over, so I got him a rear naked choke, he threw a backward punch and his thumb went right into my eye. I told him to tap or I was gonna put him out, he didnttap but everyone watching was telling me to let him go cause I guess his face looked bad and they thought I was going to kill him. I tightened the choke and lifted him off the ground with it and his friend grabbed his foot and started yanking him away so I just let him go. His eye swole up and after that he started walking a different way home, he didnt hang out with those same friends and he started acting and dressing completely differant.
              That's raw.

              I like that you took us through each blow. That's the most important ****.

              Each blow is like a perfect snowflake that has to be captured.

              Honestly, I think Hollywood has never gotten fight scenes.. They always rush us into these silly setups. They pass over the significance of a punch, a kick, a headbut; in the movies.

              Individual punches and moves are legendary inside my mind.

              I once saw a guy punch a hurled Margarita pitcher out of the air into a million peices in a crowded bar.

              I saw someone get hit with such a huge haymaker right- he bounced off the concrete so hard it knocked out two of his teeth.

              I saw a friend of mine throw a perfect strike with a baseball through the back window of a retreating car from at least 100 feet in the dark, at an angle.



              Thanks Squabbs.

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              • Chipper
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                #167
                I like this thread.

                Just to add to it I'll talk about an exchange I had recently on "the cheesewagon" hehehe this one indian guy, don't know how to spell his name but it's something like pretik. Anyways pretik always talks **** to everyone everyday. So on this particular occassion when he's talking **** about me being ****** becuase I'm part spanish, I smacked the gatorade he was drinking out of his mouth and it spilled on his dirty indian ass. I looked to my friend for a second who was laughing then Pretik stands up and says "Hell No" and throws a right straight at my nose it stunned me for a spilt second because I wasn't looking. Then I come back with a looping right hook, he rolls it off his left shoulder. So I throw a looping left hook it lands square on the chin. Then he says "Hey man WTF?" I was like dood you punched me in the face, wtf do you expect me to do nothing. He was trying hard to hold back his tears. I asked him to take the fight off the bus and onto the street but he refused he didn't want to fight me cause he knows I'd kick his ass lol.

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                • The Surgeon
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                  #168
                  Originally posted by americanspirit
                  FEED ME!

                  Thanks, #1!

                  Good **** as always. I'll be sure to wear a helmet if I ever come visit!
                  Cheers. I dont actually live in Glasgow but yeah **** can get REAL, and quick down there!

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                  • SquareCircle
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                    #169
                    in vancouver my roommate accussed me of ****ing his little japanese girlfriend who I was always there alone with, so me and my other roommate decided to boot him out for being ****** about it, (didn't even **** her) . He goes into the kitchen and pulls a knife on me and I backed up,at first I was really afraid, then instinct took over and i hit him with one solid left jab right on the button. he fell down and dropped the knife, I opened our door and threw it outside, came back and he was getting up, apologizing. We're still friends. crazy ****ing canadians.

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                    • Dorian
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                      #170
                      In grade 9 i had a real fist fight with no one stopping it....
                      guy always wanted tp pick fights and stuff sohwing off beating smaller, powerless kids so I said you wanna fight let's do it

                      he landed 2 shots on me in my ribs and one on my chin but he was slow so i gave him an uppercut follwed by a right hand on the chin and he fell on his back and tryed to get up but i kneed him in the chin while getting up and it was over............

                      reminds me of the riggs - sanchez knee in the face

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