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I wouldn't start a thread about girl fights but the worst beating I ever saw was one chick getting clawed, hair yanked, and punched by 4 ladies while she was sitting on a couch.
They almost removed one her eyes.
Women can get murderous.
They like to throw things. Spit and ****in fight the cops.Comment
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***** fights are way too wild for this forum! Those ****ers fight like wild animals!I wouldn't start a thread about girl fights but the worst beating I ever saw was one chick getting clawed, hair yanked, and punched by 4 ladies while she was sitting on a couch.
They almost removed one her eyes.
Women can get murderous.
They like to throw things. Spit and ****in fight the cops.Last edited by The Surgeon; 12-28-2006, 11:20 AM.Comment
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In high school I fought this kid who was a lot taller than me but a total *****. We got into it right outside a classroom, and I pushed him back against a wall and jacked him in the eye. The kid had an eyebrow ring, and I swear to god it just started spurting blood when it ripped. I got in some shots but didn't really have time to do much, but people jumped in like "dude you need to go the nurse you're bleeding bad." He must have been pissed off cause he just yelled "****!!" and slammed his hand into a locker. I had to take off my shirt cause it was covered in this kid's blood. Got suspended for 10 days and missed the last 2 basketball games of our season because of it.
Later that week my friend John, who is a little crazy, saw this same kid at a party and ended up headbutting him and knocking him out cold. Then he went outside and smashed all the windows of his car.
Oh and I got knocked out by a bouncer about 6 months ago. One of my friends threw a beer at him and he thought it was me. He came up and grabbed me and started dragging me to the door, and of course I was pissed off and we started throwing at each other. He was probably 3 times my size and eventually put me to sleep outside the door but everyone said I put up a good fight. I woke up as the cops arrived and the bouncer was apologizing because he found out it wasn't me. I was so drunk I was just like "Nahhh man ish all gooood."Last edited by Stealthic; 12-28-2006, 12:02 PM.Comment
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Haha, Ish all goooood! Ive seen that **** happen to people witeyebrow piercings before, **** looks nippy!In high school I fought this kid who was a lot taller than me but a total *****. We got into it right outside a classroom, and I pushed him back against a wall and jacked him in the eye. The kid had an eyebrow ring, and I swear to god it just started spurting blood when it ripped. I got in some shots but didn't really have time to do much, but people jumped in like "dude you need to go the nurse you're bleeding bad." He must have been pissed off cause he just yelled "****!!" and slammed his hand into a locker. I had to take off my shirt cause it was covered in this kid's blood. Got suspended for 10 days and missed the last 2 basketball games of our season because of it.
Later that week my friend John, who is a little crazy, saw this same kid at a party and ended up headbutting him and knocking him out cold. Then he went outside and smashed all the windows of his car.
Oh and I got knocked out by a bouncer about 6 months ago. One of my friends threw a beer at him and he thought it was me. He came up and grabbed me and started dragging me to the door, and of course I was pissed off and we started throwing at each other. He was probably 3 times my size and eventually put me to sleep outside the door but everyone said I put up a good fight. I woke up as the cops arrived and the bouncer was apologizing because he found out it wasn't me. I was so drunk I was just like "Nahhh man ish all gooood."Comment
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**** this thread was MADE for me!!!! Ive had so many fights I cant pick a "best". I'll put some a few at a time though.
Me vs Jason
Jason was a a stocky mexican guy, I remember when we were on the football team he thought he could whoop everybody. ONe day my friend threw a pizza crust at him while he was in uniform and Jason said that when he got out of uniform the next day he was going to beat both our asses. the next day him and my friend squared up and Jason kinda grazed my friend with a right and my friend backed down and said he didnt want to get sent to "oppurtunity school". Then Jason came up to me and said and kinda squared up, I dropped my doritos and coke (this was during lunch in high school) and we went face to face talking **** and he gave me a little push, so I pushed the **** out of him and sent him back a few feet. I caught his balance and started like walking away, so I turned to say something to my friend and boom, Jason ran up and naailed me with a right while my mouth was open, IMMEDIATLY out of reflex from boxing I came back with a right before he could bring his right back to protect his face. He went out on his feet, he was limp and started sinking, I threw a left right and grabbed his shirt and held him and I saw him opening his eyes again and I hit him with two more rights while I held his shirt with my left, he was looking right at my balls and threw a right uppercut but missed them and hit my stomach, I hit him with another right and he tried the uppercut to the balls again and I threw him with my left and he stumbled and fell on his ass sitting on the ground. It was over so I just backed off.
I dont really have time now, but Ill post some more later some of them have alot more back and forth action. Look for Me vs Jack, Me vs Jacob, Me vs Jose, Me vs Terrance, Me vs Isiah, Me vs Two dudes, Me vs 8 dudes, Me vs NassonComment
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Thanks Squabbs!**** this thread was MADE for me!!!! Ive had so many fights I cant pick a "best". I'll put some a few at a time though.
Me vs Jason
Jason was a a stocky mexican guy, I remember when we were on the football team he thought he could whoop everybody. ONe day my friend threw a pizza crust at him while he was in uniform and Jason said that when he got out of uniform the next day he was going to beat both our asses. the next day him and my friend squared up and Jason kinda grazed my friend with a right and my friend backed down and said he didnt want to get sent to "oppurtunity school". Then Jason came up to me and said and kinda squared up, I dropped my doritos and coke (this was during lunch in high school) and we went face to face talking **** and he gave me a little push, so I pushed the **** out of him and sent him back a few feet. I caught his balance and started like walking away, so I turned to say something to my friend and boom, Jason ran up and naailed me with a right while my mouth was open, IMMEDIATLY out of reflex from boxing I came back with a right before he could bring his right back to protect his face. He went out on his feet, he was limp and started sinking, I threw a left right and grabbed his shirt and held him and I saw him opening his eyes again and I hit him with two more rights while I held his shirt with my left, he was looking right at my balls and threw a right uppercut but missed them and hit my stomach, I hit him with another right and he tried the uppercut to the balls again and I threw him with my left and he stumbled and fell on his ass sitting on the ground. It was over so I just backed off.
I dont really have time now, but Ill post some more later some of them have alot more back and forth action. Look for Me vs Jack, Me vs Jacob, Me vs Jose, Me vs Terrance, Me vs Isiah, Me vs Two dudes, Me vs 8 dudes, Me vs Nasson
Please keep em comin'
I've been trying to update too.Comment
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Right heres 1, Me and 2mates were at the Xzibit gig at the Barrolands in Glasgow. We are behind all these Chav ****s inside, 2 of them hav been beefin all nite (There not all there as a crew) and its startin to do our nuts in! They throwin beer at each other and its splashing us too, There jumpin about, like really over the top, shoutin at each other and basically ruining the gig! Eventually it kicks off, and the tall skinny 1 lands a punch and the shorter chunkier 1 falls back in to my mate, Tall dude runs in, swings a wild 1, misses completly and nails me rite in the Puss with it! I know it was an accident but im so pissed off i just batter the **** out of him!, ****, a right to the jaw, he goes down like a sack of ****! He takes a few more on the deck for being such a prick! My mate Gonzo is kickin 7 shades of ****e out of the other boy! (He later told me the guy purposly elbowed him in the face?) The Bouncers move in and drag us out, i go with out a fight, but theyre still ruff as **** with me! They separate us from them and kick us out, my other mate Deek is out too, aparently another 1 of the boys mates just went for him coz he was with us, i didnt even see him fightin but Deek can hit like Tyson so im sure he did ok! It was a wild night in there, saw loads of fights, even X was like "Damn, i heard Glasgow was rowdy but Yall's crazy!" That should keep u happy for now Spirit u sick bastard lol!Comment
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Best fight i've ever seen? My boy robbie beat the **** out of some kid who put visine in his lil sister's drink. In school chased him up the stairs and we all surrounded them and they just went at it, robbie finally got him in a headlock, kidney shot after kidney shot, then put his head into the wall, kneed him in the face, and broke his hand on an uppercut right to the chin that dropped the kid, then stomped his head into the ground, and his shoe fell off while doing that and he picked it up and hit the kid in the face with it. It all ended when robbie picked up a metal trashbarrel to hit him and i grabbed it out of his hands and then we got him the hell out of there. Haha, stay away from little sisters.Comment
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