** Classic one liners by Larry Merchant**

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  • SquareCircle
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    #11
    "Floyd Mayweather has gotten plenty of sparring for this fight, mostly from his spouse"

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    • yrrej
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      #12
      When the little ***got said "mariachis suck" before one of DLH's fights. What a little puto!.....

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      • Orishaman
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        #13
        Originally posted by GranTorino
        Umm, you know that was a movie, and Larry was reading from a script, right? Those weren't Larry's own words. The were the words of the scripwriter.
        You are good...man you burst my bubble......chump.....in order to write a script...you need to know the characters and what he wrote is IMO vintage Larry....

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          #14
          I don't know why it's funny but I liked what he said about Jantuah.

          "You can see the bright colors of the Ghanaian flag on Jantuah's shorts. You can take the boy out of the tropics, but sometimes you can't take the tropics out of the boy."



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          • TheHoff'sGhost
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            #15
            is it just me or is merchant a comedic genius ?

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            • Orishaman
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              #16
              Originally posted by margebishop
              is it just me or is merchant a comedic genius ?
              No doubt......

              Who can forget on the Johnson v. Klitschko fight:

              'The whale has just been harponed...."

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              • MetalVomit
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                #17
                What was the one he said about Floyd sparring with women?

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                • THEBADBOY BG
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                  #18
                  ''Will we have more bad blood than sweet science or more sweet science than bad blood''

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                  • Feint
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by GranTorino
                    "Arturo Gatti's best punch is the left cheek to the right glove"
                    Great quote.

                    Larry Merchant is the man.

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                    • AintGottaClue
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                      #20
                      is he gone yet or will he be on some more HBO's before they let him go?

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