Classic one liners by Larry Merchant

**Dorian** · 12-23-2006, 08:32 PM

it's funny but it's OLD(yesturday stuff)
jk

**Kimmy** · 12-23-2006, 08:34 PM

One of Larry's best lines:
`Make mine a double`

**American_Ninja** · 12-23-2006, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by Dorian

it's funny but it's OLD(yesturday stuff)
jk

Damn....You F.I.N.E. Dorian.

**BrooklynBomber** · 12-23-2006, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Dorian

it's funny but it's OLD(yesturday stuff)
jk

I dont believe its you in the sig, present more evidence now.

**NexBesThang** · 12-23-2006, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by BrooklynBomber

I dont believe its you in the sig, present more evidence now.

Damn shawty, if that is you then holla at cha boi cuz you ****in' gurl. Damn!

**GranTorino** · 12-23-2006, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by Orishaman

After watching Rocky Balboa, an Ok movie not great not bad...the highlite of the movie happend when Larry Merchant made his entry comments as on all typical PPV broadcast he always give us a one liner and on the movie I was laughing a storm in the theater...and I sure people didn't understood why but when he said:

"Why are they calling it an Exhibition, becuase they couldn't call it an Execution" in reference to Balboa's task on defeating Mason Dixon....vintage Merchant!!!!No doubt!!

Umm, you know that was a movie, and Larry was reading from a script, right? Those weren't Larry's own words. The were the words of the scripwriter.

**MetalVomit** · 12-23-2006, 11:39 PM

"Roy Jones Jr. makes movies of himself inside of his head"

**GranTorino** · 12-24-2006, 12:01 AM

"Arturo Gatti's best punch is the left cheek to the right glove"

**Scottie2Hottie** · 12-24-2006, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by GranTorino

"Arturo Gatti's best punch is the left cheek to the right glove"

LOL wicked funny

"its flawless versus jawless"

Classic one liners by Larry Merchant