The Greatest Martial Artist of All Time

[Velour]

Happy Birthday to the Dragon.

[Run]

Chuck Norris

Every other answer is ****ing dumb.

Money.

Only because I personally witnessed Norris (Walker TX Ranger) high sidekick a couple of hillbillies inside a seedy after-hours moonshine operation.

He's automatically the greatest of all time.



Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!

[Smack]

Money.

Only because I personally witnessed Norris (Walker TX Ranger) round house kick a couple of hillbillies inside a seedy after-hours moonshine operation.

He's automatically the greatest of all time.

Fixed it for you.

[Smack]

Norris KO1

[Run]

Fixed it for you.

Thanks.

It's hard to distinguish between kicks when he's flying around like Crouching Tiger. When Chuck is 30 feet elevated I lose sight and interest.



Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!

[Smack]

Thanks.

It's hard to distinguish between kicks when he's flying around like Crouching Tiger. When Chuck is 30 feet elevated I lose sight and interest.

No matter how many times you see him use his round house kick to knock down the sides of houses, you might lose sight of him due to his speed, but never interest.

He is Chuck ****ing Norris after all.

[Run]

He is Chuck ****ing Norris after all.

Yeah he invented water.



Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!

[Yogi]

Let's get realistic Yogi.

Dark Elf Mageblades will easily defeat a guy with nunchuks.

True, true...especially considering the huge advantage Drizzt would have in the speed department.

Hey, how about Rumblebelly against Bruce then?

[Smack]

Yeah he invented water.

****ing a, he also created Earth, Wind, and Fire and I'm not talking about that fruity ass music group.

[Run]

Hey, how about Rumblebelly against Bruce then?

That's pushing it.

I suppose with a sneak attack or other for critical, but halflings are super small. I suppose Bruce might be able to give him a go.



Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!