The greatest/funniest boxing quotes?

[yngwie]

Nice. I guess he was right in the end. But Conn should've tried a little harder to run in those later rounds to win a decision. Or at least stick and move, be a moving target.

Louis was just a great finisher.

[Anthony342]

Yep and Conn became a stationary target.

[mickey malone]

''I'll hit him so hard he'll get nicked for speeding''
-Nigel Benn (on being offered a fight vs Gary Stretch)

[mickey malone]

James toney - "I got everyone crying and whining,, bytchkco sisters crying, hasim Rahman and the whole Nation of Islam crying, lucky I didn't shove Some pork into his mouth"

**** me that's funny!

[escudo]

Normally I don't do interviews with womens unless I fornicate with them.

So you shouldn't talk anymore.

Unless you wanna, you know.- Mike Tyson

[Anthony342]

Or how about leading up to the Lennox Lewis fight when Tyson yelled to a reporter "I'll f*#k you til you love me, f****t". Damn, he was ticked off.

[escudo]

Or how about leading up to the Lennox Lewis fight when Tyson yelled to a reporter "I'll f*#k you til you love me, f****t". Damn, he was ticked off.

That was angry Tyson the Tyson who said the quote above was as relaxed and calm as you would ever see him during his career.

[Anthony342]

Seems more calm since he retired.

[Japanese Boxing]

I'm paraphrasing but the funniest I ever heard was Erik Morales

"It doesn't matter if the fighter is white or black, people just want to see two Mexicans beat the **** out of each other."

[bwilson]

Tyson saying he was going to eat Lewis' children and then Lewis all Tyson was going to eat was these, holding up his right and left hands.