Glancing punches. My wife hit me and I got woke

Which, in my case, couples with "old too soon, smart too late". And I'm not even officially married. Agreed bro the ouch you don’t see

No wife, happy life. Which, in my case, couples with "old too soon, smart too late". And I'm not even officially married.

The duck tape is what j sluts use on guys like me I like to be ridden rode by nasty lonely skanks

She hits with fists of tutu. she beats me up regularly Who is wearing the outfit and who has the duck tape?

No wife means more gym time doe She hits with fists of tutu. she beats me up regularly

No wife, happy life. Yeah man my wife won’t let me get fat.

Did she find out about another J Wimminz Yes and they will support you

Did she find out about another J Wimminz

If your wife is actually hitting you, divorce her immediately. Nothing good can come from relationship violence. Especially if you retaliate and happen to do some actual damage. Could end up ruining both of your lives.

I guess I’m the only guy who gets beat by his wife