The Real Truth behind Tyson Fury.

The real truth is that 'Tyson Fury' is a pseudonym for identical twin brothers named Hubert and Henry Fury. Early on Hubert fought under the nickname 'Excalibur' and Henry as 'King Henry.' The decision for the Brothers Fury to fight as one entity was decided by the father John Fury who saw advantages in having two different fighters under the same name. It was also John who invented the nickname 'Gypsy King' in an attempt to hide the fact that the boys had actually had an indulged childhood having been raised in an exclusive neighborhood The City of Westminster But according to the brothers it was they thenselves who chose the name 'Tyson' as sort of a quiet tribute to the brothers Bernie and Billy who fight simultaneously under the name 'Jack.' More amazing is that the Hubert and Henry are actually half-brothers, sharing the same father, but who had impregnated identical twin sisters on the same night. 280 days later the boys were born on the same day, seven minutes apart (with Hubert being the older brother) which confirms John Fury's story, being that seven minutes is the average time from arousal to ejaculation for the average male. A spokesman for the Royal Society of Sciences has stated that the boys are a true anomaly - that the likelihood of identical twin mothers producing separate but identical twin children is a DNA improbability matched only by OJ Simpson's innocence. Throughout their life the Furies have shown all the oddities commonly associated with identical twins. The boys both lost their virginity to girls name Zoe, (but some claim it was actually the same girl and she was just a bit of a slut,) both brothers had run over neighbors' cats before their 17th birthday, and most amazingly they both beat senseless their respective neighbors with identical white picket fences. Subsequently one of the sisters (mothers) has passed away but the surviving sister has refused to acknowledge which one she is, claiming to be the birthmother for both boys; calling both boys her sons. The brothers (or should I say half-brothers) inturn refer to her as their only 'mum.' This situation has opened the door to the 'single mother' conspiracy theory but conspiracy debunkers are quick to point out that the surviving mum (singular) lays claim to two shares of the purse money when the battle monies are divided among the family. This the debunkers argue proves there were always two mums involved. ABOUT THE FIGHT: The CW suggests that Henry, the now larger of the two brothers, coming in at 300 pounds plus will be the one to weigh-in, but it will in fact be the trimer 280 pound Hubert who will actually fight. It was Hubert who fought to a draw in the first fight and Henry who won by KO in the second. While all this information is only now coming to light, The Guardian will be publishing a tell-all expose' the day after the fight, but for the eager, earlier, firsthand information can be obtained by calling The Guardian Australia directly. The newsdesk can be contacted on +61 2 8076 8500. Ask for Rudy.