Broken eardrum, broken hand & broken leg are out: It was the heavy entrance costume

Breaking News: "Wilder reports that he is pregnant and his pregnancy contributed to his bad performance, as the first pregnant man in history he says he is worried for his baby's life after being hit to the body" wilder went down from the left hook to the body only to protect the fetus

"she" aced her way out of many jams over the years and "her" arms are bigger and more muscular then the male players and she got beat by out of shape, jiggly puff looking birds like Kim Clijsters on the biggest stages. it. doesn't. matter.

Breaking News: "Wilder reports that he is pregnant and his pregnancy contributed to his bad performance, as the first pregnant man in history he says he is worried for his baby's life after being hit to the body"

This is my favorite excuse since Pacquiao's socks.

weight still doesn't matter in tennis and her serve being 100mph is irrelevant because even at that pace it's not always accurate. Serena is a big woman but it it's really irrelevant. Serena's issue is that she always blames her losses on silly things like sexism. "she" aced her way out of many jams over the years and "her" arms are bigger and more muscular then the male players

this can be real, is this for real??? I made up the broken anus part But broken ear, leg, hand & gassed by his entrance walk are all real lol

this can be real, is this for real???

Is this a joke? Nope, he actually said it. Look on the boxing social channel on YouTube.

You really see how bad wilder's technique is in that gif. The hands-out, eyes closed reaction to Fury's left hand is how people with no experience whatsoever react to a punch. Just a standard 1-2 on Fury's end but wilder reacted to it like someone being sucker punched in a bar, not like a professional boxer in a title fight. exactly right. he stared at the canvas and his left arm deflected the punch to the side of his head

"her" arms are bigger and more muscular then the male palyers

Is this a joke?

I heard he was suffering from a sore v@gina. You really see how bad wilder's technique is in that gif. The hands-out, eyes closed reaction to Fury's left hand is how people with no experience whatsoever react to a punch. Just a standard 1-2 on Fury's end but wilder reacted to it like someone being randomly sucker punched in a bar, not like a pro boxer in a title fight.

when it is added with PED's it does. also makes "her" serve over 100MPH. and what I really meant is "she" is getting beat by tiny real females weight still doesn't matter in tennis and her serve being 100mph is irrelevant because even at that pace it's not always accurate. Serena is a big woman but it it's really irrelevant. Serena's issue is that she always blames her losses on silly things like sexism.

weight doesn't matter in tennis. when it is added with PED's it does. also makes "her" serve over 100MPH. and what I really meant is "she" is getting beat by tiny real females

weight doesn't matter in tennis.

wilder is doing EXACTLY what serena Williams does when she loses to an 18 year old that weighs 50lbs less then her

His excuses are the best. I loved it last time when he said Fury cheated the scale these new ones are great too.

I heard he was suffering from a sore v@gina.

Update: In addition to his broken ear, eye, hand and leg and being exhausted by his entrance outfit, Wilder is said to have been suffering from a broken anus as well. Only a warrior would fight with a broken anus.