Funniest boxing comment you've seen or heard?

Mike Tyson I broke My Back , Letterman vs Mayweather feuds were funny

I mean, the pac algeri cornerman comments hs to be in the top 5. The infamous let em out the cage, then boom lol

I thought it was pretty funny when mayorga slapped Shane Mosley gf booty. Classless for sure, but funny anyhow that whole thing was set up though Mayorga admitted Mosley told him to do that to build up the fight.

I can't remember the exact statements but Bernstein and Ranallo was getting excited and going on about McGregor landing a lot of punches on Mayweather and Paulie says something to the effect, "He landing jabs..." It kinda took the air out their argument that McGregor was doing great and made everyone in the room laugh.

Jim lampley. Big right hand by Pacquiao. He fails to mention the 3 punch combo the other lands.

"I did address it, I addressed it in the ring" Points to the first one to answer who said the above quote

I brought up the Mayweather-McGregor fight with some non-boxing fans.. "Mcgregor is going to be the first white boxing champ in modern history" "Right. If had more time and practice for sure he could beat mayweather" "there hasn't been a white boxing champ in over 100 years. McGregor will become the first. Rocky Marciano was Italian so he doesn't count" "Joe louis was the only major boxing champ i think that was white. Think he was during the time after mahamad ali but could be wrong" "Pacquaio possibly the greatest defense game in boxing. One of the very few that almost never used the clinch right?"

Outside a bar in La Paz just after May-McGregor was on, I heard an English guy say, "the ref should have let it continue so they could have gone on to have a draw - that would've been a fair result." Not sure he really grasped the concept of scoring rounds or how stoppages work in boxing. Or how boxing works in general.

I thought it was pretty funny when mayorga slapped Shane Mosley gf booty. Classless for sure, but funny anyhow

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other (Jack Handey)

A commentator once asked Marvin Hagler what he knew about his upcoming opponent. Hagler replied "Well, I know he's in trouble on Saturday night" Love seeing the greats from the past talk trash. They had so much more confidence and backed it up.

A commentator once asked Marvin Hagler what he knew about his upcoming opponent. Hagler replied "Well, I know he's in trouble on Saturday night"