Trump vs Obama boxing match

Tranny Manchelle Obama has a better chance than Barack Hussein against the NWO Slayer Trump.

Trumps hair would really draw the eye every time Obama landed clean. Putting an exclamation point on each landed shot. Otherwise its interesting Obama - Youth - Athletic (hobbies include playing basketball with NBA players) - Speed - Reach - Stamina - Intelligence Trump - Hobbies include golden showers and grabbing dem' by dat der ***** - Weight (advantage?) - Rumors are he beat the dog**** out of his sons growing up, so he at least has experience hitting punchable faces. - Stuck with a white trainer. So basically Roach. Roach won't teach him defense. - Mike Tyson loves him, so there is always that off chance Mike teaches him how to f$$k Obama until he loves him. Confusing, but they are still point scoring blows.

Trump lands a bomb early Obama folds, Hilary throws the towel in.

https://gopthedailydose.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/obama-on-bike.jpg I don't think this guy would do very good in any sport where you get hit.

Well then my bad! I enjoy sarcasm, but your post didn't seem that way. My bad.:You_Rock_ https://media.giphy.com/media/2dJ5Iait4QrW8/giphy.gif

Yo, WTF, *******? U dont own this fuking thread. Its a public forum, and I'll post where I wish. And WTF kind of stupid reaction is that anyway? I was giving positive feedback to some of the responses on this thread? Did u just escape from a ****ing nervous hospital? SMH, phag.:hijacked: sarcasm:crackhead just joking

It would look like GGG vs Monroe Jr.

People re ignoring the fact that Trump probably has something like a 12 inch reach. Obama's legs are good. He's not getting caught by someone with dwarf-like dimensions. http://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/2016/08/03/barack-obama-lefty.jpg

Trump needs a first round knockout, maybe a first minute knockout. I think he would have a Sutherland-like offence in the early stages, pressing Obama hard and looking for an opening for a big hook. Trump's base is solid and if he connects early Obama could be going down. But if he doesn't, the gas will run out fast. He's slow and heavy and the more Obama turns him, the worse his positioning becomes. Realistically, Obama survives the early onslaught and jabs Trump to death thereafter. Trump will overreact to every feint, and sooner or later Obama lands a peach right on his chin. Despite being knocked out, Trump will reject the opinion of the so-called judges, buy Boxrec, and record the fight as a win.

Trump would lumber in and knock out Obama with a liver shot. Rematch would call for Michelle and Melania to go at it. Now that would be entertainment!:boxing:

I'd say Trump is definitely the heavier handed of the two. He also looks like he has a granite chin. You would probably break your hand on that big head. Obama isn't a huge puncher. Definitely fights on the back foot and probably has a weak chin. He has good footwork though and not easy to catch clean. I 'd see the fight playing out something similar to Lara v Canelo. Obama runs all night, landing quick flurries and running again. Trump starts to have more success later on. Trump wins via robbery because he's been affiliated with boxing for years and has the judges on his side.

even a past prime Donald Trump has very, very heavy hands he also has a granite chin even obama's biggest, most perfectly timed power shot would have Trump reacting like http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/trmp1.gif Typical racist NSB.. no love for a slick buvva...

I'll just leave it here in case someone has to retract what they got to say... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRlWLr1UkAAM4Ek.jpg

Obama shoulder rolls and blocks Trump's weak punches until he injures his rotator cuff. Sensing that Donald is in trouble, Barack comes forward and unleashes a Bronze Bomber style flurry.

Obama smokes and is effeminate. Trump doesn't smoke and is heavy handed (weight class plays a huge roll here). A mediocre heavyweight beats a smoking junior middle 10 times out of 10. Mismatch right here folks. Trump kicks Obama's bum ass right now, let alone in his prime.

Obama smokes and is effeminate. Trump doesn't smoke and is heavy handed (weight class plays a huge roll here). A mediocre heavyweight beats a smoking junior middle 10 times out of 10.

even a past prime Donald Trump has very, very heavy hands he also has a granite chin even obama's biggest, most perfectly timed power shot would have Trump reacting like http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/trmp1.gif those 3 inch hands are heavy??

You're right but Trump is no longer in his prime, if it were prime vs prime Trump hands down even a past prime Donald Trump has very, very heavy hands he also has a granite chin even obama's biggest, most perfectly timed power shot would have Trump reacting like http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/trmp1.gif

Trump's ability to cut the ring is underrated, he'd eventually corner Obama on the ropes and bomb away Marcos Maidana style You're right but Trump is no longer in his prime, if it were prime vs prime Trump hands down

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