SHOCK HORROR. Mayweather & Pac's TRUE RESULTS REVEALED.
"Due to investigation from the bureau into corruption and fraud, we have been forced to announce that indeed two fighters tested recently tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. The use of IV masked any PED usage in the blood stream, but as everyone knows you cannot hide the samples in faeces. This is why we sample, store and freeze turds from all fighters tested. The FBI have forced us to retest Mr Mayweather and Mr Pacquiao's samples from our turd vault. As you can imagine, the smell was awful, vintage turds from all the way back in may of this year. But as we pulled the sweetcorn aside, the results were clear. Both fighter's had used a medley of PEDs..."
Full article and source here:
http://www.usada.org/news/
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SHOCK HORROR. Mayweather & Pac's TRUE RESULTS REVEALED.
"Due to investigation from the bureau into corruption and fraud, we have been forced to announce that indeed two fighters tested recently tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. The use of IV masked any PED usage in the blood stream, but as everyone knows you cannot hide the samples in faeces. This is why we sample, store and freeze turds from all fighters tested. The FBI have forced us to retest Mr Mayweather and Mr Pacquiao's samples from our turd vault. As you can imagine, the smell was awful, vintage turds from all the way back in may of this year. But as we pulled the sweetcorn aside, the results were clear. Both fighter's had used a medley of PEDs..."
Full article and source here:
http://www.usada.org/news/
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SHOCK HORROR. Mayweather & Pac's TRUE RESULTS REVEALED.
"Due to investigation from the bureau into corruption and fraud, we have been forced to announce that indeed two fighters tested recently tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. The use of IV masked any PED usage in the blood stream, but as everyone knows you cannot hide the samples in faeces. This is why we sample, store and freeze turds from all fighters tested. The FBI have forced us to retest Mr Mayweather and Mr Pacquiao's samples from our turd vault. As you can imagine, the smell was awful, vintage turds from all the way back in may of this year. But as we pulled the sweetcorn aside, the results were clear. Both fighter's had used a medley of PEDs..."
Full article and source here:
http://www.usada.org/news/
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Funny, but not written that well!
But funny!