WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO has promised “clown” Tyson Fury a job in the circus after he beats him.
The WBO, IBF, IBO and WBA heavyweight champion was left amused as Fury dressed up as Batman for their press conference in London.
Fury, 27, arrived as the superhero and then wrestled with a man in a Joker costume as Klitschko watched on.
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Fury is mad. He's burning nervous energy - never a good sign.
I see this being an easy night's work for Wlad.
Remember how Fury behaved at the pressers for the second Chisora fight?
He flipped a table over and stormed out of the room, stood up and started ranting at Chisora the same way did with Wlad.
But on fight night he was calm, controlled, and stuck to the game plan from start to finish.
Fury might think he is actually Batman after being KO'd
Wlad is preparing for a fight while Fluff Fury is acting like fluff is auditioning for a stage play with props and gimmicks. This will be hilarious fight night.
Fury lives in a make believe fun world while Wlad is for real. watch how this fight plays out. Fluff Fury will joke around till hit hard and then the reality sets in and the first taste of his own salty blood filling Fluffs mouth will start the Fury exit plan quickly. Lopsided soft bowling pin oafs like weak soft fluffy Fury do not like tasting their own blood and being hurt and laughed at.
Watch what happens. Picture the weak long fully stretched out 6'9" Fluff Fury 265lbs of creme filled icing in that oblong bowling pin shaped brit frame with the 1/2 inch fuse out cold sniffing canvas and being laughed at by the whole boxing world. As Wlad calmly walks back to his corner with grace and style of a true champion.
And the big soft oaf Fluff Fury gets revived and asks what happened?
Hug therapy works. You have to be careful or people develop feelings, though.
Seriously though, as funny as Fury as Batman was, it was just as funny to me how Wlad and Jonathan Banks were stone-faced through the whole thing. I imagine that's the point where Wlad was thinking, "This guy's going to be easy." :lol1:
In order to provide perfect symmetry and at the same time make him feel extra comfortable the Germans will pimp Fury's emergency ambulance ride into a Batmobile.
Fury is a complete bum and he is trying the oldest trick in the book. He is running his mouth into the ground praying he lands a haymaker to stop wlad. That way he will look like a prodigal genius. He figures he is bigger and has quicker hands so he probably actually believes he can win. He will quickly realize the trouble he is in after the first few rounds. The ironic part is that wlad beats up and kos more guys his size than he does smaller guys lol. Don't worry after this ko loss fury will fade away and become a hvwt gatekeeper or become another audley Harrison. I watched some fury fights and can't believe he really thinks he's a great fighter. I hope wlad completely breaks his bum gypsy face apart.