I'm a basketball fan as well as a boxing fan so here's what boxing would look like if basketball were run like boxing
At center standing 6'6 wladddddd clinchko!
At power forward standing 6'5 henry akwindade!
at small forward standing 6'1 andre "son of clinch" ward!
at shooting guard standing 5'11 richard abril!
at point guard standing 5'8 floyd money mayweather!
on the bench its bernard hopkins, carlos molina, and the head coach mr. john ruiz!
they will be playing against povetkin, jennings, kessler, ggg, and pac.
Marv Albert: "The opening tip is won by povetkin, he passes to jennings who goes up for the shot...and akwindade wraps both his arms around him and denies him the shot! Team Boxing looks at kenny bayless for a foul but kenny just keeps repeating "what I say you must obey!"
Reggie Miller: Team Clinch comes down and scores an easy 2 points. Here comes Team Boxing, kessler drives into the lane and ward levels him with a headbutt. "That's real slick stuff marv! they are playing suffocating defense today!"
Marv Albert: Team Clinch comes down court and scores another 2 points. Team Boxing comes back and gives it down low to povetkin, he goes up for the shot and wlad holds him down! he goes up for the shot again and wlad holds him down again'! he goes up a third time and wlad holds him down! and finally the shot clock expires and Team Clinch gets the ball back.
Reggie Miller: What's this Team Clinch has called a timeout and floyd mayweather apparently finds a problem with pac's shoes. he says "dem shoes got no padding!" and pac has been thrown out of the game! don't you just hate cheaters marv? what a disgrace!
Marv Albert: And we are back and they give it to povetkin again and he goes up for the shot and not really he's held again!
Reggie Miller: "they just can't get a shot off marv! what great defense!"
Marv Albert "you know Reggie I think what Team Clinch is doing is illegal and the ref isn't calling any fouls.
Reggie miller "No Marv, you don't know sh-it about basketball!"
Marv Albert "I guess you are right, thank god this game is on ppv...are you enjoying it folks?"
Reggie Miller: Yes they are enjoying it Marv, they appreciate the sweet science unlike you who just want to see people score every possession. It's called shoot and don't get shot. Learn something!
Marv Albert: Well the game's over and compubox has credited Team Clinch with 400 points. Team Clinch are now the super interim nba champs, they have 5 years to fight their mandatory the regular nba champs. see you next time!
Pac was benched because can't stop his opponent from going to his right and scoring
GGG was benched too because he keeps letting his opponent dunk in his face to prove how tough he is.
wow floyd fans really catching feelings
You've turned into quite the troll, Jas.
Because I don't think something is funny, isn't "catching feelings".
There were a couple of funny parts. For the most part, it was pretty bland.
Miami would have somehow gotten the SD in last year's Finals and 116-112 across the board against Dallas.
NBA ref would've stopped the series after game 5 on cuts and given the Heat the title.
No Memphis either. The Spurs would be hated on because they don't win in exciting enough fashion. NO 360 dunks or AND1 dribbling.
Miami would have somehow gotten the SD in last year's Finals and 116-112 across the board against Dallas.
Atlanta wouldn't be allowed in the playoffs. No stars, no hero ball.
No Memphis either. The Spurs would be hated on because they don't win in exciting enough fashion. NO 360 dunks or AND1 dribbling.
GS and Cleveland would lose in the Conference finals but get to advance to the Finals because their series would be "exciting".
Atlanta wouldn't be allowed in the playoffs. No stars, no hero ball.
Like NBA teams that are down pretty late don't start fouling the worst free throw shooter on the floor. Usually a key piece to their defense.
Like stars don't take advantage of extra steps the refs allow them.
Like guys don't flop like fish to draw fake fouls to get the other teams better players out of the games.
If basketball was boxing, the Clippers would still be going to the Finals because they're a big draw, and Lebron's Cavs wouldn't have to play them because he's the biggest draw. And everyone would duck Golden State.
GS and Cleveland would lose in the Conference finals but get to advance to the Finals because their series would be "exciting".
I'm a basketball fan as well as a boxing fan so here's what boxing would look like if basketball were run like boxing
At center standing 6'6 wladddddd clinchko!
At power forward standing 6'5 henry akwindade!
at small forward standing 6'1 andre "son of clinch" ward!
at shooting guard standing 5'11 richard abril!
at point guard standing 5'8 floyd money mayweather!
on the bench its bernard hopkins, carlos molina, and the head coach mr. john ruiz!
they will be playing against povetkin, jennings, kessler, ggg, and pac.
Marv Albert: "The opening tip is won by povetkin, he passes to jennings who goes up for the shot...and akwindade wraps both his arms around him and denies him the shot! Team Boxing looks at kenny bayless for a foul but kenny just keeps repeating "what I say you must obey!"
Reggie Miller: Team Clinch comes down and scores an easy 2 points. Here comes Team Boxing, kessler drives into the lane and ward levels him with a headbutt. "That's real slick stuff marv! they are playing suffocating defense today!"
Marv Albert: Team Clinch comes down court and scores another 2 points. Team Boxing comes back and gives it down low to povetkin, he goes up for the shot and wlad holds him down! he goes up for the shot again and wlad holds him down again'! he goes up a third time and wlad holds him down! and finally the shot clock expires and Team Clinch gets the ball back.
Reggie Miller: What's this Team Clinch has called a timeout and floyd mayweather apparently finds a problem with pac's shoes. he says "dem shoes got no padding!" and pac has been thrown out of the game! don't you just hate cheaters marv? what a disgrace!
Marv Albert: And we are back and they give it to povetkin again and he goes up for the shot and not really he's held again!
Reggie Miller: "they just can't get a shot off marv! what great defense!"
Marv Albert "you know Reggie I think what Team Clinch is doing is illegal and the ref isn't calling any fouls.
Reggie miller "No Marv, you don't know sh-it about basketball!"
Marv Albert "I guess you are right, thank god this game is on ppv...are you enjoying it folks?"
Reggie Miller: Yes they are enjoying it Marv, they appreciate the sweet science unlike you who just want to see people score every possession. It's called shoot and don't get shot. Learn something!
Marv Albert: Well the game's over and compubox has credited Team Clinch with 400 points. Team Clinch are now the super interim nba champs, they have 5 years to fight their mandatory the regular nba champs. see you next time!
The bumps around your mouth are 48-0
If basketball was boxing, the Clippers would still be going to the Finals because they're a big draw, and Lebron's Cavs wouldn't have to play them because he's the biggest draw. And everyone would duck Golden State.