It is said that in the very near future a dream match would be set up by the POWERS that be of the known BOXING WORLD. This next superfight pitting, a FILIPINO ASIAN vs. AFRICAN-AMERICAN is in the tradition of the overwhelming,, over the top success of the MAY-PAC.....
CHRIS "THE DOLLAR MOUTH" TUCKER VS. ROB "THE ANIMALMAN" SCHNEIDER
When I entered MGM Grand I thought I was watching "The Fight of the Century" but it turns out it was replaced by a cheap Chinese movie flick entitled: The One-Armed Man vs. The Praying Mantis.
So I was about to leave but something caught my attention and it got pretty interesting as I saw a volume punching One-Armed Man trying desperately to catch the Praying Mantis who keeps on poking him from time to time. In the end, the winner was declared and it was the praying mantis who leaped with all his might and proclaimed I won the fight easy, it's 9-3 baby 9-3! So all of you non-believers, believe me now baby! I thought whoa, now a talking praying mantis, I like this one!
It is said that married women nowadays have began to like MAYWEATHER and wished their HUSBANDS would emulate him and become their role model...
its because if you punch him he'll just give you a tight HUG.... mwah mwah mwah
It is said that for the REMATCH of MAYPAC, freddie roach already found video tapes to prepare PAC to finally be competent gainst MAYWEATHER....
It is said that WARNER BROTHERS provided these tapes...
LOONEY TOONS' COYOTE VS.ROAD RUNNER...beep beep! beep beep!
The next super fight to watch come September...
FLOYD "MONEY " MAYWEATHER VS..... USAIN BOLT :)
Best joke ever.
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