Mickey Rourke vs Elliot Seymour...My Prediction

OK...I was wrong. It was a 2nd round KO...not a 1st round KO and his hairpiece didn't move. He must have crazy glued it to his head.

His earlier career was a promotional thing. He fought tomato cans. Like most celebrities that pretend to be boxers.

I expect Rourke to fight his usual fight, despite his somewhat advanced age. He still has good movement. Elite footwork. Hands are still fast, and power in each hand. He's open though to counters so I expect him to utilize his tremendous athleticism and bounce in and out while landing his 4 to 5 punch combinations. In and out, in and out. Rourke via wide UD. WAR ROURKE don't put your hopes too high. he just have 9 1/2 weeks of training..

A kind gesture at the weigh-in today turn out to be somewhat of an embarrassment when Rourke offered his cowboy hat to an adoring young fan. Rourke's hairpiece was stuck to the hat and came off and ended up on top of the boy's head. Rourke was to drunk to notice. http://i1343.photobucket.com/albums/o788/jadedz1/Rourkehairpiecemalfuntion2_zps010d4cb2.jpg

I'm pretty sure all of Rourke's previous fights were staged...at least they looked like it. Yeah i'm pretty sure they were, there sure were some awful dives in them.

I'm pretty sure all of Rourke's previous fights were staged...at least they looked like it. A lot of these fights in Russia are just circus acts so I think this is just another staged fight to make Rourke look like a 62 year old tough guy. He will go back to Hollywood and sell a few more movies...maybe a Rocky movie or a Van Damm (his old friend) movie. They are all old guys still making tons of money doing the tough guy genre. I mean how much money could this be paying him compared to what he can make in a movie? And a 29 year old Seymour could literally kill him...even with limited skills and experience. Rourke really has little experience himself...about as many pro fights as Seymour and according to his step father his amateur career was fabricated by Rourke...he really only had a couple of amateur fights and he's an old drunken drug abuser. Looking decent from steroids does not mean you are in shape...especially fighting shape...by any stretch. He'd have a heart attack like his character in The Wrestler did just for trying to fight. He probably has little more than enough energy for a couple of minutes so I predict an early KO (staged of course) for Rourke with Seymour making it look dramatic and earning his biggest payday to date for doing so.

I sense just a wee bit of mental retardation there. I don't think there is anything cool about dogs that dominate or fight and I can't stand guys who think like you...they are *******s. So go suck a **** and stay out of my thread. I was joking buddy--don't own a ****ing dog that was breed for one ****ing thing. You're the ****ingk dumb ass

jesus, i knew he had a messed up face but at least he looked partially human, clearly didnt learn his lesson....now he just looks like a cartoon.:pat: yea thats a droopy lookin face. theres no coming back from that ****

ive seen the latest vid of Rouke hitting the pads....sad to say he hits like an 80 year old grandmother. might not end well for mickey

jesus, i knew he had a messed up face but at least he looked partially human, clearly didnt learn his lesson....now he just looks like a cartoon.:pat:

Rourke puts dude away via KO in the 2nd rd.

I expect Rourke to fight his usual fight, despite his somewhat advanced age. He still has good movement. Elite footwork. Hands are still fast, and power in each hand. He's open though to counters so I expect him to utilize his tremendous athleticism and bounce in and out while landing his 4 to 5 punch combinations. In and out, in and out. Rourke via wide UD. WAR ROURKE

With my boxing experience (I have one amateur fight where I got TKO'd) and my gym experience I've been boxing off and on for the last 5 years, I honestly think I could beat Rourke

Rourke by Standing Suplex from the top rope...

I don't understand why they're letting him fight....the last time I saw him he had electric whip hands or something and he was teabagging Iron Man, that's just not fair and he's coming for Money May next

:rofl: comedy gold by jaded

BTW pit bulls arekinda.... My presa or kangal would dominate, I would actually favor a well trained german shep as a pet over such a diluted breed as a pitbull. I sense just a wee bit of mental retardation there. I don't think there is anything cool about dogs that dominate or fight and I can't stand guys who think like you...they are assholes. So go suck a cock and stay out of my thread.

BTW pit bulls arekinda.... My presa or kangal would dominate, I would actually favor a well trained german shep as a pet over such a diluted breed as a pitbull.

Rourke by KO :headbang:

I seriously thought this was some kind of promotional thing. Wtf, 62 years old in the ring has to be some kind of record