Sh^t Happens?

I know this thread is partially a joke but it does pose a legit question. The truth is it really doesn't happen (I don't want to say never because stranger things have happened). When your in a fight a ton of physiological reactions happen, the long and short of it are basically your body becomes 100% focused on fighting and it basically stops all functions that aren't involved in fighting. For this specific question, the stomach and intestines slow down to the point that digestion is completely stopped. So unless you were sitting down about to take a **** and then had to hold it in and walk to the ring, you should be fine Sounds about right, But.. What about when the rounds are over and your constantly going to sit down on a stool in your corner? I would imagine when the adrenaline is a little lower between rounds that it may arise.

I know this thread is partially a joke but it does pose a legit question. The truth is it really doesn't happen (I don't want to say never because stranger things have happened). When your in a fight a ton of physiological reactions happen, the long and short of it are basically your body becomes 100% focused on fighting and it basically stops all functions that aren't involved in fighting. For this specific question, the stomach and intestines slow down to the point that digestion is completely stopped. So unless you were sitting down about to take a **** and then had to hold it in and walk to the ring, you should be fine I think you are correct. I work a very physical job and find that I don't need to urinate or **** for the 8 hours I am constantly moving and working. Once I stop working I need to go to the bathroom though.

I know this thread is partially a joke but it does pose a legit question. The truth is it really doesn't happen (I don't want to say never because stranger things have happened). When your in a fight a ton of physiological reactions happen, the long and short of it are basically your body becomes 100% focused on fighting and it basically stops all functions that aren't involved in fighting. For this specific question, the stomach and intestines slow down to the point that digestion is completely stopped. So unless you were sitting down about to take a **** and then had to hold it in and walk to the ring, you should be fine

Duran said he quit against SRL because he needed to poop. Clottey also had explosive diarrhea against Pacuiao. Lol, explosive diarrea....damn :rofl: So is that why clotty turtle shelled up..?lol He had to take a crap and didn't wanna strain or he would've shat himself...:rofl:

Mares soiled himself against Gonzalez as soon as the first hook landed

Duran said he quit against SRL because he needed to poop. Clottey also had explosive diarrhea against Pacuiao.

you think that's bad? look at this guy whose hemorrhoid exploded during the match and he didn't ask for a sustitution, he ask for another pair of shorts and kept playing http://www.ole.com.ar/river-plate/futbol/Ponzio-segundo-tiempo-perdiendo-sangre_OLEIMA20120611_0095_5.jpg respect to leandro ponzio Was he also the player that sh^t his shorts sat on the field and wiped himself by sliding across the field? He also wiped his hands several times in the grass and kept playing, the other players didnt wanna guard him close

Man it has to be horrible to deal with that man. Imagine getting hit with anhard body shot....SPLAT! I dont remember who, bit I do remember a fighter fighting with a huge sh^t stain on his trunks. Who was that? you think that's bad? look at this guy whose hemorrhoid exploded during the match and he didn't ask for a sustitution, he ask for another pair of shorts and kept playing http://www.ole.com.ar/river-plate/futbol/Ponzio-segundo-tiempo-perdiendo-sangre_OLEIMA20120611_0095_5.jpg respect to leandro ponzio

she is saying she had problems beacuse her shoes were bothering her and because she forgot to go to the bathroom and during the fight she needed to take a shit really bad Man it has to be horrible to deal with that man. Imagine getting hit with anhard body shot....SPLAT! I dont remember who, bit I do remember a fighter fighting with a huge sh^t stain on his trunks. Who was that?

she is saying she had problems beacuse her shoes were bothering her and because she forgot to go to the bathroom and during the fight she needed to take a shit really bad

I've heard that's really a concern in MMA and olympic/college wrestling where you're straining really hard and poo yourself Boxing is cardio though... I just can't think of a time where in the middle of a cardio workout I suddenly had the urge to crap myself He called the **** "poo" hahahaha (Adam Sandler reference lol)

You don't eat anything heavy 24 hours before the fight, fruit, drink lots of water, etc. You use the bathroom 3 hours before the fight, so that won't be an issue. That sounds good but, Fighters usually eat a few big meals after the weigh-in to try and pack on extra pounds.

You don't eat anything heavy 24 hours before the fight, fruit, drink lots of water, etc. You use the bathroom 3 hours before the fight, so that won't be an issue.