Will Maidana's size help or hurt against Mayweather?

Unless you sucked all these guys off TS Im not sure how you know how big they are. Grower vs Shower is scientific fact. Canel might be a what you see is what you get type of guy, where Maidana might swell into god himself. So don't disregard your theory yet. Disregard your scientific stance. Start getting in the guys pants so we can get a true study. You also have to take into fact ball size. Ball size might be a better variable then **** size.

Up his ass???? No, in between his legs. Before the weigh he looks in the mirror with "Goodbye Horses" playing in the background.

An interesting theory, Bringer, and one which brings up a host of exciting case studies. Actually, as I have found, the deeper one thrusts into this theory the more plausible it becomes. I've decided to post some of my own research into the murky world of pugilistic schlongs... Case Study 1: Julio Cesar Chavez Jr Much has been made about Julio's perceived lack of skill throughout his career. His lack of movement in the ring and his troubles making weight outside of it led many to conclude that young Chavez was not taking his training seriously. However, my new research indicates this may not be true. Exhibit A: http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/jbeseX7SM_eaEz7UNPz3JQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTQyMTtweG9mZj01MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz03NDk-/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2014-02-28/c7d3f620-a0c7-11e3-9ce9-e99a901836fe_VERA-CHAVEZ-WEIGH-IN-740.jpg Here Julio's Mexican chorizo demonstrates the kind of flop over Arreola's nose would be proud of. Is it any wonder he struggles with his movement in the ring? Exhibit B: http://i59.tinypic.com/2hgzdrq.jpg Here we can clearly see his impressive member trying to escape its woefully small confines. As he rightly celebrates the monstrosity snaking its way round his leg its important to note the eyeline of those around him as they are captivated by his size: http://i58.tinypic.com/2ppltmo.png An interesting role reversal given humanities long history of 'snake charming', it seems the snake is finally getting its revenge. Conclusion It seems to me to be perfectly plausible that Julio Cesar Chavez Jr has been operating under the hindrance outlined in the OP. Casual estimates put his sausage at 10-15 pounds of fiery Mexican length. This would affect not only his ability to weigh in at the correct weight, a problem he has had over his career, but would also weigh heavily on his movements on fight night. As any black homosexual will tell you, the well endowed have no place operating in the tight confines of the ring.

Problem is his balls carry all he weight the huge c*ck did for Alvarez, so he'll be hindered just as much.

I'm not talking to you Why would I brag on a forum? If I become the GOAT Boxing Scene poster, that doesn't change anything in my life. yeah, why would you? Because you do it nonstop. People like you mostly don't have much going for them in real life. Having a thread created about you in the Dome exposing your ridiculous behavior is probably the closest you'll get to 'GOAT scene poster' status.

Not everybody, i've met plenty of girls that have been pleasantly surprised. I know because I never gave the business to a girl who didn't walk funny the next day. If this was true, you wouldn't actually have to brag about it on a forum.

hmm, interesting question, although you might wanna do more research regarding Maidana. Obviously he's a ballsy fighter.

Not everybody, i've met plenty of girls that have been pleasantly surprised. I know because I never gave the business to a girl who didn't walk funny the next day. They were surprised by the fact that some form of dick was there. 2 inches but still.. You go get'em,my favourite baller!

Solid analysis backed up by extensive research and data. The statistics are overwhelming, I would be surprised if you're wrong

Doubt it. Floyd's been wearing those 14 year old boy baggy boxers his entire career for a reason - He doesn't want his fans to know that his splooge squirter is as small as his ego is big. Plus then the secret would be out : It would prove my theory that he's hung like an ant and deliberately fights guys with bigger d*cks because A.) Guys with bigger d*cks get worn out much faster chasing opponents around the ring, and B.) Beating men with bigger d*cks is the only way that Floyd can feel like a real man himself. Everybody has always known he's been insecure throughout his entire life. Most people thought that had to do with daddy issues and "not having a childhood" and all of that dumb sh*t - I just obliterated those myths by not only revealing the reason why he's still undefeated, but for revealing the real reason behind his insecurity. So are you telling everyone Floyd has a Cat Winnie

And by size I obviously mean c*ck bulge. Now I know that many of the less informed among you are likely scratching your head right about now but, please, hear me out... Previously I (like many others) had thought that the key to beating Floyd Mayweather and derailing his longstanding undefeated streak would lie not in the inane things that you NSB cunts like to debate to death like stylistic intangibles or prior performances against similar opposition - No, I (and many experts who post here) thought that the key to beating Floyd would lie in the area of being physically bigger than him where it really matters : Below the belt. You may remember that I laid out a pretty compelling argument for Canelo Alvarez triumphing over Mayweather in their fight last year. The crux of that riveting presentation of course being size of Canelo's now infamous ATG snake. Unfortunately, my theory was proven wrong when Mayweather emerged victorious and still undefeated after a fairly lopsided 36 minutes of action. So where does Marcos Maidana fit into all of this? Well, since this fight was announced I've been doing quite a bit of "research" (most of which admittedly consists of jerking it feverishly to pics of c*ck bulges at fight weigh-ins until I spew on my stomach) into Maidana's c*ck size and have recently come to the revelation that my initial theory may have been correct in principle, but wrong in application. I now believe that Canelo's ATG snake was so huge that it became a hindrance instead of an advantage. I also believe that the sheer size of Canelo's love piston may be the reason why Alvarez continues to struggle with stamina issues. I now believe that the key to beating Floyd Mayweather lies not in having a bigger c*ck than he does, but in having a smaller c*ck than he does! You see, the smaller the meat mushroom the more swiftly you're able to move about the ring. This is exactly why Floyd has managed to stay undefeated all of these years - He's been knowingly fighting men with much larger c*cks because it slows them down in the ring, making it easier for him to potshot them and move away quickly while they tire themselves out chasing him down carrying around an extra 2lbs of c*ck. It's also the reason why he still refuses to fight Pacquiao - Because everybody knows that Asians have shrimp d*cks, so Manny would never get tired of chasing Floyd because there'd be nothing between his legs to tire him out. Take a look at this photo from the Broner/Maidana weigh-in... http://i59.tinypic.com/1znu1ht.jpg As you see, I've highlighted the area where Maidana's beef bayonet should be bulging out of his boxer briefs like an escaped slave desperate for freedom...but there is no bulge! So how do you guys think this will play into his fight with Floyd? Surely Maidana's toddler-sized d*ck will lead to him being much faster than Alvarez was in the ring, giving him a chance to smother Floyd much more than Canelo could. I think because Floyd has no balls he's has an advantage on speed on whom ever he fights so he's the fastest of them all

Waiting for Queen Leila to make a "will Bradley size help or hurt him against Pac " Because we all seen the 24/7 where they talk about how big his feet are.:lol1:

People often complain that Mayweather likes fighting smaller fighters, but that can't be true at all. Not by this definition.

hahaha funny.

I think this was the secret to Tyson's success. Supposedly he doesn't have a very big ****.

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Floyds has a camel toe ....nothing more! Technically, its called a mangina.

It's also the reason why he still refuses to fight Pacquiao - Because everybody knows that Asians have shrimp d*cks, so Manny would never get tired of chasing Floyd because there'd be nothing between his legs to tire him out. :rofl: Oh man. I can't believe you went there.

That would actually make a lot of sense. Maidana certainly doesn't fight like a man with a baby d*ck. Perhaps Marcos tucks his d*ck in at every weigh-in as a ruse to fool his opponents into a false sense of security? Who would be afraid of a man built like a Ken doll? Nobody. A genius marketing strategy by 'El Chino.' That must have been their plan all along to get Broner to overlook Maidana and feel superior to him. That's why Broner was so concerned with getting a hold of Maidana from behind to butt f*** him and show him how manly he was instead of concentrating on the fight.

He tucks it in That would actually make a lot of sense. Maidana certainly doesn't fight like a man with a baby d*ck. Perhaps Marcos tucks his d*ck in at every weigh-in as a ruse to fool his opponents into a false sense of security? Who would be afraid of a man built like a Ken doll? Nobody. A genius marketing strategy by 'El Chino.'