What are some funny things said by people around you that aren't boxing fans?

lol no cuz their answer doesnt matter... if they know some, then we can discuss what we know if they dont know, then its my duty to gradually let them know whats so great about it one time i met a girl and i asked her that, and she was a boxer! lol! then i asked her ok, whats your favourite or best punch... and she said 'straight right'.. didnt date her tho : ( hahaha, ahhhh. I see. I thought you meant if they knew nothing about boxing, it's a no go. I actually don't ask my women too much about sports. Women logic for sports is absolutely retarded. "Isn't it dangerous?" Me: yea so? "Why do u like boxin?" Me: that's like Askin me why I like tit$ But my whole family likes the fights so I don't get dumb question from them Lucky. Only a few people in my family like boxing!

"Isn't it dangerous?" Me: yea so? "Why do u like boxin?" Me: that's like Askin me why I like tit$ But my whole family likes the fights so I don't get dumb question from them

Sheesh, I thought I was picky :p lol no cuz their answer doesnt matter... if they know some, then we can discuss what we know if they dont know, then its my duty to gradually let them know whats so great about it one time i met a girl and i asked her that, and she was a boxer! lol! then i asked her ok, whats your favourite or best punch... and she said 'straight right'.. didnt date her tho : (

LOL my wife prefers Buffer over Lennon; my wife makes her business to go against the fighter I'm rooting for especially Floyd. But she watches all the 24/7's and All-Access and made me promise to take her to next fight I go to. My wife does the same thing. I remember watching the Berto fight and I was rooting for Berto...She was like that guy sucks. Didn't he get beat up by that headbutt guy....ROTFL

Only time I watch boxing with my family is when there's a Mayweather fight, because that's the only person they know. And I have one cousin that always has to go against what everybody else thinks. He'll talk the whole fight about how Floyd is going to get knocked out. And by the time he schools his opponent, he's talking about how he can knockout both of them. All this coming from a habitual weed smoker that's drunk and has no coordination when he isn't. Ahh, he's the rebel of the family? lmao thats swag i make sure all my girlfriends and wifeys watch the biggest fights with me i took one to pacman cotto, and she fell in instant love with manny after a couple rounds took the same one to floyd mosley even took a mexican stripper girlfriend to marquez pacquiao 4 at a latin bar lol... that was epic when i meet a girl one of the first things i ask is... 'what do you know about boxing?' Sheesh, I thought I was picky :p

That's gotta be a major turn on, having your woman be interested in boxing ehh? thats swag i make sure all my girlfriends and wifeys watch the biggest fights with me i took one to pacman cotto, and she fell in instant love with manny after a couple rounds took the same one to floyd mosley even took a mexican stripper girlfriend to marquez pacquiao 4 at a latin bar lol... that was epic when i meet a girl one of the first things i ask is... 'what do you know about boxing?'

Only time I watch boxing with my family is when there's a Mayweather fight, because that's the only person they know. And I have one cousin that always has to go against what everybody else thinks. He'll talk the whole fight about how Floyd is going to get knocked out. And by the time he schools his opponent, he's talking about how he can knockout both of them. All this coming from a habitual weed smoker that's drunk and has no coordination when he isn't.

LOL my wife prefers Buffer over Lennon; my wife makes her business to go against the fighter I'm rooting for especially Floyd. But she watches all the 24/7's and All-Access and made me promise to take her to next fight I go to. That's gotta be a major turn on, having your woman be interested in boxing ehh?

hahahaha! That's awesome. I've yet to watch a fight with a girlfriend, but I have around my mother. When I'm watching boxing around my mom, she just likes to hear Michael Buffer say the coined "Let's get ready to rummmmbbbllleeeeeee" and then she leaves the room and occasionally comes back to ask "If the fighter I'm cheering for is winning" lol LOL my wife prefers Buffer over Lennon; my wife makes her business to go against the fighter I'm rooting for especially Floyd. But she watches all the 24/7's and All-Access and made me promise to take her to next fight I go to.

"Man that Bradley guy bet he knocks everybody out by looking at them" Lol the deceiving physique!

"Man that Bradley guy bet he knocks everybody out by looking at them"

It never fails my wife I always says she's mad because nobody got there ear bitten off hahahaha! That's awesome. I've yet to watch a fight with a girlfriend, but I have around my mother. When I'm watching boxing around my mom, she just likes to hear Michael Buffer say the coined "Let's get ready to rummmmbbbllleeeeeee" and then she leaves the room and occasionally comes back to ask "If the fighter I'm cheering for is winning" lol

It never fails my wife I always says she's mad because nobody got there ear bitten off

And on another occasion, while my uncles were happily dick-riding Nonito Donaire cause he was winning... I was showing him Rigondeaux highlights, and he was of course biasly expecting Donaire to take his head off I was like "No, man... This guy's legit... Donaire really needs to bring his A game" He was like "Look at this guy? He's got no power... All he does is run... He's fighting these bums and he can't even knock them out (a highlight of the Teon Kennedy fight appears)... Who's that guy? He's a bum" I'm like, IDK uncle... I'm telling you, this guys good He goes, "See, you don't know anything about Filipino fighters... They're true warriors... There the best" Hahaha, man I've got to meet your family! No disrespect intended, but I'd get a good laugh talking boxing with them! Yeah don't understand how he doesn't know weight classes, when he's a big ufc fan. Remember another time he told me he didn't like boxing because they hug too much. I wanted to tell him so bad how much is maybe 3-5 seconds of holding any worse than 2 minutes of damn near missionary sex. Lol!! See, I like watching MMA fights with 2 strikers, so I'm basically watching boxing

Lmao, that's funny. I always laugh when people know nothing about weight classes. Surprisingly enough, no one has asked me anything crazy like that. Yeah don't understand how he doesn't know weight classes, when he's a big ufc fan. Remember another time he told me he didn't like boxing because they hug too much. I wanted to tell him so bad how much is maybe 3-5 seconds of holding any worse than 2 minutes of damn near missionary sex.

And on another occasion, while my uncles were happily dick-riding Nonito Donaire cause he was winning... I was showing him Rigondeaux highlights, and he was of course biasly expecting Donaire to take his head off I was like "No, man... This guy's legit... Donaire really needs to bring his A game" He was like "Look at this guy? He's got no power... All he does is run... He's fighting these bums and he can't even knock them out (a highlight of the Teon Kennedy fight appears)... Who's that guy? He's a bum" I'm like, IDK uncle... I'm telling you, this guys good He goes, "See, you don't know anything about Filipino fighters... They're true warriors... There the best"

Thanks... This is my point Like I said no one knows boxing in my family but me and my brother... 3 of my uncles were talking about Marquez "using PED's" against Pacquiao (I'm Filipino). And I just remember them agreeing with one another about Marquez weighing 154 or "almost 160" on fight night "Clearly showing he was on PED's" It was just the fact they were all so confidently agreeing with each other about how much Marquez weighed, when clearly none of them knew THE CONVERSATION Uncle: How much did he weight last night ? Me: IDK, I think about 145 (I was just guessing)? Uncle: See, all his muscles are gone all of a sudden... How much did he weight against Pacquiao? Me: IDK Other Uncle: It had to be about 154, 160, right? Uncle: Yeah, 154. I remember it was 154. Everyone: Yeah 154, exactly... That's what it was Uncle: See, man... Its too obvious he's using... What a loser, that's why Pacquiao kicked ass *laughs REALLY, TITO? REALLY? LMAO!!! That was a great story, thank you for sharing (no sarcasm). It sounds like they convinced themselves a lie to have an excuse. It always works when people agree unanimously lol

148, right??????? Thanks... This is my point Like I said no one knows boxing in my family but me and my brother... 3 of my uncles were talking about Marquez "using PED's" against Pacquiao (I'm Filipino). And I just remember them agreeing with one another about Marquez weighing 154 or "almost 160" on fight night "Clearly showing he was on PED's" It was just the fact they were all so confidently agreeing with each other about how much Marquez weighed, when clearly none of them knew THE CONVERSATION Uncle: How much did he weight last night ? Me: IDK, I think about 145 (I was just guessing)? Uncle: See, all his muscles are gone all of a sudden... How much did he weight against Pacquiao? Me: IDK Other Uncle: It had to be about 154, 160, right? Uncle: Yeah, 154. I remember it was 154. Everyone: Yeah 154, exactly... That's what it was Uncle: See, man... Its too obvious he's using... What a loser, that's why Pacquiao kicked ass *laughs REALLY, TITO? REALLY?

My roommate walked in when I was watching the Mayweather-Canelo highlights so he asked me "I know Mayweather is good, but who do you think would win between him and Mike Tyson". Lmao, that's funny. I always laugh when people know nothing about weight classes. Surprisingly enough, no one has asked me anything crazy like that.

For one of the Pacquiao fights, the guy standing next to me asked his filipino girlfriend whether Jinkee was Pac's mother. wtf