Need help with some new nicknames

Know what? We have to get the nicknames down so everyone will know them. It's sorta like a universal dictionary or cross reverence check for the boxers of today. For instance: Kahn is now "Conjob", "Conman" Or "A Mere Con" or "Chinchilla" because his chin is made of of angle hair. The Ghost is now "the Sloth" because he used to be invisible but now he's just slow. Pacquioa is now "Mr. Sandman", "Sleepyhead", "Manny zzzzzzzzzzzzz's", "Rip Van" (as in Rip Van Winkle) or just "Boy Snooze". Canelo is now "Cinnamon Toast" or just "Toast". Broner is now "Solved". Chavez Jr. is now "La Blunt", "Senior High", "4-20" or "Mexican Hit Man". Oscar is now "Fishnet" or "The Last Mermaid" Berto is now "Mr. Magoo" Rios and Alveraz are now the comedy duo of "Punch and Drunk"