No matter which side of the fence you're on concerning this fight you have to appreciate the originality and humor of this poem.
An ode to tko6
If Vitali had young Wlads skin
And wladimir had his brothers chin
Then boxing would be a different place
And vittles wouldn't have lost his face
The stories about Vaseline
And poisoned waters are quite obscene
The brothers really aren't too bad
It's just some fans that are clearly mad
Lennox had his razor dreads
Sat atop his balding head
And of course his phantom thumb
Proof of which is yet to come
We've seen pages of quite grainy stills
And lots of posts, from lots of dills
That at the heart do declare
"Vittles lost, it wasn't fair"
"For it was just an injury, you see"
(But we know the cuts were more than 3)
"It was just no more than luck"
(Maybe next time Vits should duck?)
"A rematch was promised" Vits fans declared
"It didn't happen cos Lennox was scared"
Ignoring that when it mattered
Their man got well and truly battered
For despite the claims that they all drool
How Lennox nearly missed his stool
If Vitali was still fit to fight
Why did they fill his cuts with gauze so white?
One man kept his belt and riches
The other needed dozens of stitches
There is only one fact that we know
In round 6 - T. K. O.
-thesandman
I forgot about that guy - he'd copy & paste "the facts" everytime someone criticized Vitali's purported greatness...:lol1:
It was a pretty clever post, "The facts" were. But he had no answers when you broke things down and he used it for anything about Lewis-Vit.
Haha must admit that was pretty good.
Its time like this I often miss seeing ''The FACTS!'' being posted :(
I forgot about that guy - he'd copy & paste "the facts" everytime someone criticized Vitali's purported greatness...:lol1:
Haha must admit that was pretty good.
Its time like this I often miss seeing ''The FACTS!'' being posted :(
They're still around in ESB every once in awhile. Some of the less original Klit fans have taken to spamming it or something very similar every now and again. OP of "The facts" doesn't post there anymore though he isn't bannned. I think he was just run off loke most other unreasonable nuthuggers. Looking back, "The facts" were pretty funny too though!
No matter which side of the fence you're on concerning this fight you have to appreciate the originality and humor of this poem.
An ode to tko6
If Vitali had young Wlads skin
And wladimir had his brothers chin
Then boxing would be a different place
And vittles wouldn't have lost his face
The stories about Vaseline
And poisoned waters are quite obscene
The brothers really aren't too bad
It's just some fans that are clearly mad
Lennox had his razor dreads
Sat atop his balding head
And of course his phantom thumb
Proof of which is yet to come
We've seen pages of quite grainy stills
And lots of posts, from lots of dills
That at the heart do declare
"Vittles lost, it wasn't fair"
"For it was just an injury, you see"
(But we know the cuts were more than 3)
"It was just no more than luck"
(Maybe next time Vits should duck?)
"A rematch was promised" Vits fans declared
"It didn't happen cos Lennox was scared"
Ignoring that when it mattered
Their man got well and truly battered
For despite the claims that they all drool
How Lennox nearly missed his stool
If Vitali was still fit to fight
Why did they fill his cuts with gauze so white?
One man kept his belt and riches
The other needed dozens of stitches
There is only one fact that we know
In round 6 - T. K. O.
-thesandman
LOL.
Green K!