Larry Merchant's funniest quotes

"Canelo has one red headed cousin, but the rest of his family actually look like Mexicans" Something along those lines. Epic. I remember when he said that ish. Can't believe that didn't turn into something more than that. Had anyone else said it -- they would have either been fired or forced to apologize. But since it's perpetually drunk and senile Larry, they just let it go as if it was a 4 year old who was talking about an Asian's eyes looking funny. "Well, he's four years old...he doesn't know any better." And in Larry's case, it's... "Well, he's Larry. He doesn't know any better."

lol some funny quotes...found this one: "Chris Byrd has two punches - pitty and pat." lmao... :lol1: funny ish All the ones I thought of have been said

Speaking on Pacquiao "He may be a one dimensional fighter, but its one hell of a dimensions" :lol1: Lmfao. That was funny!

Speaking on Pacquiao "He may be a one dimensional fighter, but its one hell of a dimensions" :lol1: Wasn't he talking about Margarito?

Merchant has many quotes that are a lot funnier than those, lmao.

When Donaire did that crouching thing against against Vasquez, Larry was like "I wanted to roll out a roll of toilet paper."

Speaking on Pacquiao "He may be a one dimensional fighter, but its one hell of a dimensions" :lol1:

Odd rare moment during the Casamayor/Campbell fight, Larry out of nowhere says in a violent tone "Get the **** outta here", then he resumes making his comments like nothing happened. Im pretty sure the HBO crew spilled his whisky and he reacted in the same violent way when he punched that idiot during the Zaragoza/McCullough post interview. It cracks me up every time I listen to it. :lol1::lol1::lol1:

"This is gonna be a krunk fight."

lol some funny quotes...found this one: "Chris Byrd has two punches - pitty and pat." lmao... WOW lmao choked on smoke !!! ... he can be pretty clever sometimes

What fight was this? i think that 1 was recent. lamont vs khan maybe Yup. "I think the mth of George Foreman's power has been exposed by Michael Moorer" A few minutes later, Moorer can barely lift his neck off the canvas This makes me wanna start a thread about everytime a commentator was proven wrong immediately after saying something.

"I think the mth of George Foreman's power has been exposed by Michael Moorer" A few minutes later, Moorer can barely lift his neck off the canvas

What fight was this? i think that 1 was recent. lamont vs khan maybe

Its the British Bulldog vs the American Boxer

"He looks like a 99 percenter beating up a 1 percenter." What fight was this?

"Mayorga is a rude, crude dude in the ring, as well as outside. In a sense, what we have here is class warfare with boxing gloves. Mayorga is a street fighter from a street that didn't have electricity until he financed it with some of his earnings. His most prominent physical asset, he keeps reminding us, is his cajones. Opposite him tonight is a handsome fighter with a gold medal, a beautiful wife, vast wealth including a 74 foot yacht. Mayorga looks at him and thinks he's seeing a hated slumlord, and Oscar is coming to collect the rent"

"Canelo has one red headed cousin, but the rest of his family actually look like Mexicans" Something along those lines.

lol some funny quotes...found this one: "Chris Byrd has two punches - pitty and pat." lmao...

"This must be a good fight Jim, I have blood on my shirt" Pavlik-Taylor fight, still one of my favs.

"Shane Mosley... I LOVE YOU" Lmao i remember this