The successor to the Margarito Fan Excuse thread, this thread is dedicated to the fan's excuses when on May 6th, the world wakes up to a new boxing world order, when the (arguably) P4P best boxer on the planet is 42-1.
What will be the excuses from his disenfranchised, demoralized and dejected fan base, when their icon is dethroned and left in amazement as Floyd's perpetual tormentor since their Top Rank days has handed him his first loss?
On to the excuses
Discuss, analyze, harmonize, satirically enjoy what is bound to be an upset only in the mind of Floyd fans
Discuss
Its the night of the weigh-in, one more day before the Apocalypse reigns heavy on Team Money. Promotions is on overdrive, assuring that many fans worldwide will bear witness when the mount that is Mayweather is felled. The threads are spouting at a rapid pace with every nugget of non-info that comes out. The feeling of losing seems to be seeping in Floyd fans minds. Every belief that Cotto is going to be KOd has fueled the PR rage building within the monster that is Cotto. Floyd suffers as a result of such insolence.
You will need serious help by the time the fight is over...
Nah I'm cool bro...just bought last week a nice 60" LED from Samsung
I'll be playing Call of Duty or most likely Arkham Asylum directly after everyone leaves my crib
Six days till doomsday, things are getting bleak for Floyd and Co. Floyd is eating junkfood while simultaneously having an anxiety attacks; his fans bewildered are making threads about his eating habits. 50 Cent, nervous about the prospects of not being relevant even around Floyd once his 0 is gone, since you know...since Get Rich and Die Trying... is on the offensive.
Floyd knows deep down the end is coming, hoping Uncle Rog can tell him that even after he is mauled to death, that he can still fight on; meanwhile, Cotto is operating like a machine. His blood being drawn and analyzed are showing that he's in a physique, shape and mindset that can only be achieved by the fabled Drago.
I really feel bad for Floyd fans
You will need serious help by the time the fight is over...
Six days till doomsday, things are getting bleak for Floyd and Co. Floyd is eating junkfood while simultaneously having an anxiety attacks; his fans bewildered are making threads about his eating habits. 50 Cent, nervous about the prospects of not being relevant even around Floyd once his 0 is gone, since you know...since Get Rich and Die Trying... is on the offensive.
Floyd knows deep down the end is coming, hoping Uncle Rog can tell him that even after he is mauled to death, that he can still fight on; meanwhile, Cotto is operating like a machine. His blood being drawn and analyzed are showing that he's in a physique, shape and mindset that can only be achieved by the fabled Drago.
I really feel bad for Floyd fans
Two weeks till game day...
-Floyd fans are restless, threads being posted every time Floyd breathes
-Floyd himself sweats w/ every breath. Anxiety is taking its toll, and the company of Fiddy is no longer a reassuring thing. He's in more drive-thrus than JMM was when he first moved up to 147. The slow realization is seeping in...Cotto is coming to tax that ass and take back what should have been his in 2008 before Mayweather ran off to the comfort of his couch until the coast was clear
So many new excuses are being jotted down as we speak
Bump, because after May 5th, Floyd will be gearing towards a real retirement
LOL, funny thread. i predict backfire tho, but i bookmarked it so that i can get some bumpage come may 6th at about midnight.
Waste of time. You know it will be just a matter of time before the mods merged this thread.
24/7 Ep 1 Bump
Floyd is hiding in what looks to be a dark hotel room with 50 expressing the hazard that is Miguel Cotto, stating that Cotto is there to "f*ck him up."
The excuses are mounting, despair is setting in, Miguel *****s on Floyd's resume in the same episode and Floyd's fans don't know what to do
The mindf*ck has begun, except its Cotto mind raping the boxing community. You are in an eternal vortex of realizing the impossibility of being possible. Cotto's coming to tax that ass that even 50 is sh*tting bricks. Per 50, "Floyd doesn't need to worry about it, 1 day is 2 days too long."
:lol1: :lol1:
Thread bookmarked, phone programmed to remind to bump thread ASAP after the fight.
When your phone is programmed to alert you to NSB, you know you're a serious pro in this Posting Game
You good sir...Expert level.
Floyd wearing the "You don't know ***** about boxing" is apropos for this thread
I think till be great. Itll make the WW & Jr MW division that much better. Both the big dogs have recent losses, cause Pac lost no matter how so many try to spin it and it wasnt a draw either. So im rooting for Cotto but Floyd is the best
mayfeather fans have so many escuses to deflect blame its redickqlous!!!!!
What excuses would Floyd fans have had to make? Last time I checked Floyd has never need to make any excuses for losing a fight because of wearing bad socks, having leg cramps, having a period, and for having the wrong gloves cause Floyd has never lost. Until then, lets leave the excuses to the losers.....
Cotto cannot and will not defeat Floyd
he couldn't have beaten Floyd when the fight mattered 4 yrs ago
he sure as hell isn't beating him now
Cotto is about to retire so he's selling his belt
he's proud enough to try, but he's getting taken apart in this fight
24/7 Ep 1 Bump
Floyd is hiding in what looks to be a dark hotel room with 50 expressing the hazard that is Miguel Cotto, stating that Cotto is there to "f*ck him up."
The excuses are mounting, despair is setting in, Miguel *****s on Floyd's resume in the same episode and Floyd's fans don't know what to do
The mindf*ck has begun, except its Cotto mind raping the boxing community. You are in an eternal vortex of realizing the impossibility of being possible. Cotto's coming to tax that ass that even 50 is sh*tting bricks. Per 50, "Floyd doesn't need to worry about it, 1 day is 2 days too long."
14y ago
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