Of course it won't...
Hey Jack, remember when you said Margarito would own Cotto in rematch?
That was something, wasn't it? :D
big deal
Pac dug Tony's grave
Cotto just threw the dirt back in
that won't ruin the fight
there will only be 1 guy to give any credit too
the bias only sucks when both guys are fighting well
Cotto is gonna get owned hard by Floyd
let Lampley keep dickriding him while it happens if he wants
won't diminish the visuals in the ring at all
Of course it won't...
Hey Jack, remember when you said Margarito would own Cotto in rematch?
That was something, wasn't it? :D
that won't ruin the fight
there will only be 1 guy to give any credit too
the bias only sucks when both guys are fighting well
Cotto is gonna get owned hard by Floyd
let Lampley keep dickriding him while it happens if he wants
won't diminish the visuals in the ring at all
during the Mayweather-Cotto fight. I'm dreading it already. I remember him crying over Cotto after the Clottey fight.
*Both fighters jabbing, measuring each other*
Lampley: "30 seconds into the first round so far...neither fighter has thrown a punch and both are looking very cautious."
*Both fighters prodding their arm forward but not throwing anything after more seconds*
Kellerman: "Jim, no surprise here that Mayweather actually looks hesitant as he is fighting a full 154 pound Cotto who is tonight...outweighing Floyd by 17 pounds. Cotto isn't Ortiz; he is an experienced fighter, and certainly one that--
*Floyd blinds Cotto with his left and fires a straight right hand that wobbles Cotto and makes him fall back into the ropes*
Lampley: "HUGE LEFT HOOK BY COTTO! FLOYD IS DOWN AND HE'S ALMOST OUT!"
*Mayweather throws a leaping left hook and Cotto's knees buckle and he tries to raise his arms*
Lampley: "FLOYD IS HOLDING ON! HE'S IN BIG TROUBLE!"
*Floyd places his left elbow on Cotto's chest and sneaks in right uppercuts to Cotto's body*
Kellerman: "Jim, what are you talking about?! It's Cotto who's--"
*Mayweather throws two short hooks; a left and a right hook combination that knocks Cotto down to the canvas in a neutral corner*
Lampley: "FLOYD MAYWEATHER IS BADLY HURT! COTTO UNLEASHING A FLURRY OF PUNCHES! PUNCHING THROUGH THE GUARD, LANDING COMBINATIONS! FLOYD...LOOKS LIKE THIS MIGHT BE IT!"
Kellerman: "Jim! What are you saying?! It's Cotto who's in trouble!"
*Cotto is being counted out as he struggles to get up*
Lampley: "BANG! BANG! BANG! YOU WANNA' THROW SOME TIME?! BANG! BANG! TRY AND STOP ME! BANG! BANG!"
*A guy dressed in a chicken suit comes into the ring and ninja kicks Kenny Bayless and then throws a quesadilla at Floyd*
Emanuel Steward: "This went EXACTLY how I predicted it would happen."
By the way, if anybody wants me to write some boxing satire, TintaBoricua (aka ThePen2) is your go-to guy. :boxing:
Lamps was biased that night, but Steward was just as bad. Round 7: ES "I think Clottey has won about every round." JL "Not rounds 4 and 6 Emanuel, those were clearly Cotto rounds." And they were. And all Steward could do was laugh because he knew he was wrong.
The only good broadcaster out of that HBO staff is Max Kellerman. I'd suggest downloading the Sky broadcast the next day to get an unbiased and realistic view of the fight.
Emanuel Steward: If Floyd Mayweather had the demeanor of a Sugar Ray Leonard or a Tommy Hearns he'd have Cotto out of there but he's too cautious.
Lampley: Straight right hand, right on the botton!!
Emanuel Steward: That's Floyd, straight right hand, pull back check hook, he seldom puts combinations together.
Just wait :nonono:
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