What antics will show up tonight? Cintron v. Alvarez

For the next two Saturdays, two of Puerto Ricos biggest quitters will show you the art of quitting in a big fight and the ability to pull it off and still have fans Well, we were both wrong. I thought some dumb sh*t was going to pop off and you thought he'd quit +1 for Cintron

I thought he was going to lay in the ropes at the end of round four and refuse to go to his corner. Thought of this topic immediately.

Cintron is clearly a douche and circus act of epic proportions. All his fights seem to have something bizarre happen, like the ring jump or the time he lost like two times in one night, only to get a draw out of it. What bizarre machinations will Cintron bring back tonight for the semi-decent-big fight on HBO tonight? For the next two Saturdays, two of Puerto Ricos biggest quitters will show you the art of quitting in a big fight and the ability to pull it off and still have fans

I say "QUICK STOPPAGE" of "EPIC PROPORTIONS." I mean if Cintron stops punching for like 2 or even 1 second the ref will stop the fight immediately because they worry about his health like good officials they are in Mexico. Or Cintron will get a point deduction for hitting the overrated fat boy by throwing 2 combination shots at their Mexican Golden Boy. What else? Canelo wins by throwing the least amount of punches or because every punch he throws will be worshiped and extolled by HBO announcers. Jim Lampley: You know, Canelo is throwing those hooks magnificently and look at his physique he is like Adonis. Manny Steward: Yes, he came in this fight like Hercules ready to rumble against the best like Kermit Cintron. Max Kellerman: You guys are definitely correct. Here we have a young warrior from the mystical land of Aztec warriors ready to bring an exciting match against one of the faded fighters of the rich Puerto Rican boxing stable. Kermit Cintron was one of the most celebrated Puerto Rican fighters 2 or 3 years ago but now he is faded but a great match up for Saul "Canelo" Alvarez. Yea, that is how Kellerman is to me. He has to speak in paragraphs praising one fighter and completely destroying or hyping up a faded boxer. While Steward adds little to what Lampley stated already.

alvarez is not all that for cintron to pull up a "it's a headbutt" antic against martinez or the "look at me dive without water" against williams.

Today's bizarre antic will be beating Canelo. It doesn't get any more bizarre than that.

He's going to **** his pants in Round 1 and finish all 12 rounds

He's going to knock out the ref while Canelo counts him out. Fans will tal about this fight for ages to come.