With the blessings of Pac fans....
"Manny's too small for welterweight."
"Manny is queasy of needles."
"Manny's medical records got lost at the hospital before he fought Erik."
"Manny will pass any test in the world."
"The nurse couldn't find the vein in Bob Arum's arm once."
"Manny lost to Erik 'cause the blood test made him weak,
and his socks were too tight, and one shoe lace was longer
than the other."
"We dare Floyd to fight Manny on March 13th. Betcha he won't."
"Forget fighting in March. We dare Floyd to come in overweight
and pay us $10 million for every pound of extra fat he brings
to the ring. Betcha he won't."
"Manny can't take the test except 30 days before the fight."
"Actually, Manny can't take the test except 24 days before the fight."
"What we really mean is Manny can't take the test except 18 days
before the fight."
"Taking the test 14 days before the fight is out of the question. It's too
close to the fight and Manny's in heavy training."
"F-that! Manny said he'll take the test within 14 days before the fight.
Manny's got another fight lined up."
"Forget what we said earlier. Yesterday we lied, today we're telling
the truth: He'll take the test within 30 days, 24 days, and right after the fight."
"Manny agreed to everything. Now we just have to work out some
minor details."
"Manny agreed to everything Floyd wants. Except not 14 days before
the fight."
"Who is Floyd to make the rules? The commsission makes the rules."
"We want WADA to give Manny the test, not USADA. USADA doesn't
test athletes in the Phillipines."
"Arum is robbing Manny blind."
"The auditing company got fired for poking their noses where they
shouldn't have."
"Marquez was stepping on Manny's newv Nike boots too many times in the
fight scuffing them."
"Jinkee wants Manny to fire Knocz before she says "I do" again."
"Manny's too old to fight now. We thought he would knock Marquez the f-ck out. Didn't happen. So forget the test. Bring on Marquez again."
http://www.signature9.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pinocchio.gif :boxing:
With the blessings of Pac fans....
"Manny's too small for welterweight."
"Manny is queasy of needles."
"Manny's medical records got lost at the hospital before he fought Erik."
"Manny will pass any test in the world."
"The nurse couldn't find the vein in Bob Arum's arm once."
"Manny lost to Erik 'cause the blood test made him weak,
and his socks were too tight, and one shoe lace was longer
than the other."
"We dare Floyd to fight Manny on March 13th. Betcha he won't."
"Forget fighting in March. We dare Floyd to come in overweight
and pay us $10 million for every pound of extra fat he brings
to the ring. Betcha he won't."
"Manny can't take the test except 30 days before the fight."
"Actually, Manny can't take the test except 24 days before the fight."
"What we really mean is Manny can't take the test except 18 days
before the fight."
"Taking the test 14 days before the fight is out of the question. It's too
close to the fight and Manny's in heavy training."
"F-that! Manny said he'll take the test within 14 days before the fight.
Manny's got another fight lined up."
"Forget what we said earlier. Yesterday we lied, today we're telling
the truth: He'll take the test within 30 days, 24 days, and right after the fight."
"Manny agreed to everything. Now we just have to work out some
minor details."
"Manny agreed to everything Floyd wants. Except not 14 days before
the fight."
"Who is Floyd to make the rules? The commsission makes the rules."
"We want WADA to give Manny the test, not USADA. USADA doesn't
test athletes in the Phillipines."
"Arum is robbing Manny blind."
"The auditing company got fired for poking their noses where they
shouldn't have."
"Marquez was stepping on Manny's newv Nike boots too many times in the
fight scuffing them."
"Jinkee wants Manny to fire Knocz before she says "I do" again."
"Manny's too old to fight now. We thought he would knock Marquez the f-ck out. Didn't happen. So forget the test. Bring on Marquez again."
http://www.signature9.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pinocchio.gif :boxing:
This is funny
Pacquiao :
1.Pacquiao is afraid of needles
2.Blood tests make Pacquiao weak
3.$10 million penalty per pound overweight
4.I want 8 oz gloves
5.I choose the ring size
6.Floyd Mayweather wants too much money
7.Floyd Mayweather is not serious he doesnt want to fight
8.We dont want to fight at the MGM Grand
9. I need a 17 day cutoff.
10. Let the Commission do their job
11. We don't trust USADA
12. 50/50 split won't get it done even though Mayweather consistently beats me in terms of generating revenue. Yes, Pacquiao recently said he wants more than 50/50.
13. Mayweather may not be available due to his cases.
14. Floyd Mayweather SR. said we couldn't train in the Philippines so that tells us they aren't serious.
15. As long as we have a pending case against Mayweather, we obviously aren't going to fight.
16. We hate Golden Boy so we won't negotiate with them.
17. Mayweather didn't answer my online clock that counted down to zero.
18. We're not going to wait on Mayweather. That's why we sign our next opponent 3 days after our last fight in order to shut out an opportunity or window to start earnest discussions with the Mayweather camp.
19. I dont need Mayweather to enhance my career.
20. The Joshua Clottey fight days after the Mayweather negotiations broke down
21. Starting a false rumor , Mayweather is fighting Erik Morales .
22. Can't give blood cause of religious beliefs/superstitions
23. "Mayweather is naturally bigger than me so if i give blood i will be smaller than him."
24. No testing within 7 days of the fight
25. Mayweathers Vile Words May Affect Manny's Presidency
26. Leg Cramps/I was overtrained
27. Not ready for May 5, cut is still healing
28. I dont want the fight in May, June only (when Floyd is in jail)
29. We are waiting for Bob Arum to build a new stadium just for the fight to max profits even though I don't care about money
30. I am having conversations with God and he's telling me to stop fighting (but after Bradley)
Manny didn't style his hair properly the hair went into his eyes which means he fought blind against marquez...
Actually there was an article that was up here that said because Manny's hair is long it looked like he was taking harder shots then he really was...
Manny Duckuiao the only fighter in history to beat an opponent 2x and demand an immediate rematch rather than moving on to the biggest fight in PPV/Boxing history!
Excuse #45 ... "Only if Floyd looks like crap and signs with Top Rank, we will fight him."
Manny didn't style his hair properly the hair went into his eyes which means he fought blind against marquez...
Right. "His hair kept getting in his eyes blinding him."
Another good one.
Margarito= 5'11
Foreman= 5'11
Manny has now agreed to fight Foreman, he has shrunk to 5'7 after the Cotto fight.
Unbelievable how they pick these guys for the Pacman. Only after they look beatable. :nonono:
Manny Duckuiao the only fighter in history to beat an opponent 2x and demand an immediate rematch rather than moving on to the biggest fight in PPV/Boxing history!
With the blessings of Pac fans....
"Manny's too small for welterweight."
"Manny is queasy of needles."
"Manny's medical records got lost at the hospital before he fought Erik."
"Manny will pass any test in the world."
"The nurse couldn't find the vein in Bob Arum's arm once."
"Manny lost to Erik 'cause the blood test made him weak,
and his socks were too tight, and one shoe lace was longer
than the other."
"We dare Floyd to fight Manny on March 13th. Betcha he won't."
"Forget fighting in March. We dare Floyd to come in overweight
and pay us $10 million for every pound of extra fat he brings
to the ring. Betcha he won't."
"Manny can't take the test except 30 days before the fight."
"Actually, Manny can't take the test except 24 days before the fight."
"What we really mean is Manny can't take the test except 18 days
before the fight."
"Taking the test 14 days before the fight is out of the question. It's too
close to the fight and Manny's in heavy training."
"F-that! Manny said he'll take the test within 14 days before the fight.
Manny's got another fight lined up."
"Forget what we said earlier. Yesterday we lied, today we're telling
the truth: He'll take the test within 30 days, 24 days, and right after the fight."
"Manny agreed to everything. Now we just have to work out some
minor details."
"Manny agreed to everything Floyd wants. Except not 14 days before
the fight."
"Who is Floyd to make the rules? The commsission makes the rules."
"We want WADA to give Manny the test, not USADA. USADA doesn't
test athletes in the Phillipines."
"Arum is robbing Manny blind."
"The auditing company got fired for poking their noses where they
shouldn't have."
"Marquez was stepping on Manny's newv Nike boots too many times in the
fight scuffing them."
"Jinkee wants Manny to fire Knocz before she says "I do" again."
"Manny's too old to fight now. We thought he would knock Marquez the f-ck out. Didn't happen. So forget the test. Bring on Marquez again."
http://www.signature9.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pinocchio.gif
:rofl: :rofl:
we know that pactards don't like the truth so they not gonna like the list shaasoiashiasasohasooasihashio :rofl:
What happened to your sig??
We can no longer witness the thickness:grumpy:
Apparently one of the mods got busted witnessing the thickness one too many times by their mom, wifey or girlfriend, got a good beatdown, and were forced to have me remove it from my sig. Something about no bootylicious pics allowed per forum rules.
Or somebody snitched. :nonono:
haha, yeah then he goes off and fights margs, what a joke.
Margarito= 5'11
Foreman= 5'11
Manny has now agreed to fight Foreman, he has shrunk to 5'7 after the Cotto fight.
With the blessings of Pac fans....
"Manny's too small for welterweight."
"Manny is queasy of needles."
"Manny's medical records got lost at the hospital before he fought Erik."
"Manny will pass any test in the world."
"The nurse couldn't find the vein in Bob Arum's arm once."
"Manny lost to Erik 'cause the blood test made him weak,
and his socks were too tight, and one shoe lace was longer
than the other."
"We dare Floyd to fight Manny on March 13th. Betcha he won't."
"Forget fighting in March. We dare Floyd to come in overweight
and pay us $10 million for every pound of extra fat he brings
to the ring. Betcha he won't."
"Manny can't take the test except 30 days before the fight."
"Actually, Manny can't take the test except 24 days before the fight."
"What we really mean is Manny can't take the test except 18 days
before the fight."
"Taking the test 14 days before the fight is out of the question. It's too
close to the fight and Manny's in heavy training."
"F-that! Manny said he'll take the test within 14 days before the fight.
Manny's got another fight lined up."
"Forget what we said earlier. Yesterday we lied, today we're telling
the truth: He'll take the test within 30 days, 24 days, and right after the fight."
"Manny agreed to everything. Now we just have to work out some
minor details."
"Manny agreed to everything Floyd wants. Except not 14 days before
the fight."
"Who is Floyd to make the rules? The commsission makes the rules."
"We want WADA to give Manny the test, not USADA. USADA doesn't
test athletes in the Phillipines."
"Arum is robbing Manny blind."
"The auditing company got fired for poking their noses where they
shouldn't have."
"Marquez was stepping on Manny's newv Nike boots too many times in the
fight scuffing them."
"Jinkee wants Manny to fire Knocz before she says "I do" again."
"Manny's too old to fight now. We thought he would knock Marquez the f-ck out. Didn't happen. So forget the test. Bring on Marquez again."
http://www.signature9.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pinocchio.gif :boxing:
What happened to your sig??
We can no longer witness the thickness:grumpy:
Manny kicked himself after watching Yuri losing a ball joint, a hub cap, and the title belt in the ring against Cotto.
haha, yeah then he goes off and fights margs, what a joke.
"Yuri Foreman is too tall." I had leg cramps. Lol what a chump, this guy is one of the most overrated fighters in modern history. P4P # 1? LMAO
haha, i remember that one.